I can use Outlook Web Access to read work email. Let me tell you, as a staff officer (army) I get some straight-up ridiculous, asinine, and/or retarded bull$hit requests in the email box that somebody wants a response to NOW (chances are that person sent said request to his subordinates at the end of the day right before going home himself). I no longer check my email at home. I just don't. When I'm inebriated I have a tendency to tell people how I really feel.

That reminds me, I need to work on my resume tonight.