there are strange individuals in this world.

in all fairness, i do have those phrases in text on my page. i used them to make jokes about a trip i took to yosemite. but i'd rather someone search for "squirrel pictures" or "yosemite nature pictures" (had a few of these) rather than anything testicle related.

here's one for a service i most certainly don't offer:

contract killer

at least...not anymore.