The SEX Edition!

query: +lovemobile +sexy
rank: 8
thoughts: this one actually is my fault. the page this search leads to reads: "Hey sexy, wanna take a ride in my lovemobile?"

query: "how to spoon" sex
rank: 6
thoughts: why they added the word 'sex' to this query, i'm not sure. i should be thanking my lucky stars it wasn't "how to spork" sex.

query: monkey+sex+velveeta+motor+oil+with+parsnip+gravy
rank: N/A
thoughts: oh my. this wasn't entered into a search engine, but into the internal search for my photo gallery page. if i had one shread of hope left for mankind, it would have vanished. good thing i'm a cynic eh.

query: "do whales have sex?"
rank: 2
thoughts: short answer: yes. long answer: ask your parents. tell them to use hand puppets.