My pet peave is being peaved, especially by pet peaves, one of which is being peaved by my pet peaves.

Remember an iMac is not just for Christmas, it should be foe life;
Although it's probably only good for the next six-to twelve months really (thanx to it's amazing upgradabilty & resultant futureproofing, still luv mine though) and then I guess you might as well put it in a brown paper bag and drown it in a local canal or river.
As I do with all Mammals I find in my Christmas stocking, although I have & would never waste the life of an endangered animal I have received for Christmas, I have to draw the line there, I have in fact never killed an unwanted Xmas gift that happened to be an endangered species; for no reason; I have always made good use of their fur &
eaten what's left over rest (I had a tasty last Christmas & I remember fondly that tasty Dodo I ate for Christmas as a child, although I've never been able to find one since, unfortunately.

BTW one of my real pet peaves is people who don't understand when people are just being polite, although these usually do not understand how to be polite themselves, so I'm not going to lose any sleep over it!