I've mistakenly spanked the monkey a few times, never shot it though. *** to think of it, he has shot at me a few times!

Quote: Originally posted by the_glassman: I've mistakenly spanked the monkey a few times, never shot it though. You let your monkey climb on trees and steal fruit …

Quote: Originally posted by turtle777: You let your monkey climb on trees and steal fruit ? -t Like a baby's arm holding two apples?

Aren't all women thieving monkeys?

Quote: Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO: Aren't all women thieving monkeys? Are you implying it was ok to shot here ? -t

I thought this tread was going to be about a man who shot his wife because he though she stole a monkey. Turned out only slightly less bizarre than I anticipated.

Quote: Originally posted by drive-thru: I thought this tread was going to be about a man who shot his wife because he though she stole a monkey. Turned out only slightly…

dude if you mistake your wife for a monkey she deserves to get shot... (kidding people) but i did laugh at this story

Reminds me of http://users.pandora.be/juulkabas/chimp.mpeg

You have to wonder how ugly and hairy this woman must have been.

This is nothing but monkey-business...

Quote: Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO: You have to wonder how ugly and hairy this woman must have been. He's cheating on her .. this was the only w…

This is a reminder to everyone about what the Mac OS X forum is for: It is for threads that discuss the Mac OS X operating system itself. The following (non-exhaustive) list descr…

I think you should rename the forum 'Operating system'. 'OSX' is just too generic and causes inappropriate postings.

Quote: Originally posted by philm: I think you should rename the forum 'Operating system'. 'OSX' is just too generic and causes inappropriate postings. Or call it…

Quote: Originally posted by philm: I think you should rename the forum 'Operating system'. 'OSX' is just too generic and causes inappropriate postings. There alread…

Quote: Originally posted by tooki: There already is a detailed description of the forum that leaves no ambiguity: Taken right from http://forums.macnn.com. What part of…

This is true -- I use bookmarks, too. But at minimum the first time one comes to the forums, you read the descriptions, right? I have been meaning to suggest to the forum customiz…

Quote: Originally posted by tooki: There already is a detailed description of the forum that leaves no ambiguity: Taken right from http://forums.macnn.com. What part of…

Yes, I realize that a lot of people see it that way, which is why I posted this clarification thread! tooki

Is the Finder an application? Just curious.

Quote: Originally posted by tooki: This is true -- I use bookmarks, too. But at minimum the first time one comes to the forums, you read the descriptions, right? I have…

Quote: Originally posted by tooki: This is true -- I use bookmarks, too. But at minimum the first time one comes to the forums, you read the descriptions, right? I have…

maybe if someone posts in the wrong forum say 8 times or more we ban them.

Quote: Originally posted by macaddict0001: maybe if someone posts in the wrong forum say 8 times or more we ban them. Say the moderators get the stick out of their…