Where's the petition for faster Java?

Quote: Originally posted by the_glassman: faster Java Oxymoron of the day.

there should be a petition to ban petitions online That said some flash sites are good, a lot of band sites make use of flash very well, check out hawknelson.com or becrecordsing…

Quote: Originally posted by Superchicken: there should be a petition to ban petitions online i saw one on that online petitions site a few years ago. i laughed s…

java's meant to be slow

No "Princess Bride!" flash makes Internet sad.

Quote: Originally posted by ambush: java's meant to be slow Maybe on a Mac.

Quote: Originally posted by the_glassman: Maybe on a Mac. no generally. it's technically slow because of its memory management.

Quote: Originally posted by mdc: you can look in help > installed plugins for the version you have of flash, and then go to macromedia.com and see what the latest ver…

I second that

Quote: Originally posted by ambush: no generally. it's technically slow because of its memory management. Well it may slow it down, you'll find Java even run throug…

We need it. What's with the slow slow Flash?

I say f*ck it. Let Adobe extend SVG into animation with true AltiVec support.

Quote: Originally posted by ambush: no generally. it's technically slow because of its memory management. Java isn't as bad as it used to be. In some cases it per…

Do you think Steve factored in this market when determining the potential for iPod Photo's success? Wired article: Porn Going Mobile Quote: Apple's new photo iPod…

Mobile porn might be popular with teenage boys, but lets face it, they'll take whatever they can get. I don't think it will ever be acceptable to whip out your wang and crack one …

True, but a teenager can bring it in the bathroom. Mike

dude, thats what a laptop is for.

Quote: Originally posted by MilkmanDan: dude, thats what a laptop is for. Take a laptop into the bathroom to whack off with? Only if it's ScotchGarded.

Quote: Originally posted by MilkmanDan: dude, thats what a laptop is for. Learn this word: conspicuous

I think if Steve was going for the iPorn market he would have admitted that there was video content available.

Quote: Originally posted by starman: Learn this word: conspicuous Sometimes there are good reasons for taking a laptop into the bathroom with you. What if you're cha…

The thing is the iPod will probably eventually like with another PDA/Tablet/Thin Client device from Apple, or so goes my dream I would not surprised if in the future we see iPod …

Quote: Originally posted by Xeo: Sometimes there are good reasons for taking a laptop into the bathroom with you. What if you're charging it up on a plane? Or reading en…