Unless your poo is composed of solid cobalt, it should have just bent, twisted and coiled itself around like a soft serve ice cream cone. Freak.

You dig a hole first you tit.

egh, your wife is naked.....big deal... as for the other thing...when I was sysadmin at a college I once upon a time taught at we'd have loads of fun with Airport and Apple Remot…

Quote: Originally posted by Socially Awkward Solo: I take it you had no pants around your ankles. That's formally called "ankle_brains" you know....

I take it you had no pants around your ankles.

Well, I was taking a camping trip with some friends out in the outback, when I needed to go do a poo. I was like yeah, big deal, if nature calls, nature calls. So I took some toil…

OMG, this thread has gone this far without anything from Dylan? Here goes: "I wish for just one moment, you could stand inside my shoes, you'd see what a drag it is to see you" "…

"When everything feels like the movies, yea you'd bleed just to know you're alive" - Goo Goo Dolls "Iris" "Like in your eyes, I see my future in an instant/And in your eyes, I se…

Tool: "One great big festering neon distraction." -Aenima

Quote: Originally posted by scaught: i never thought it was that funny. /predictable I'm with ya.

Quote: Originally posted by undotwa: Without the circumflex it does not print because of censoring. I know, I know. It was an inside joke from another thread.

Quote: Originally posted by dtriska: Satellite coordinates come with the press release announcing the QuickTime stream. For example, here's last year's info: http://www…

Quote: Originally posted by Axo1ot1: teh intarweb This is going to be the answer to about three out of every four questions asked of me in 2004.

"Pinocchio's now a boy who wants to turn back into a toy" -Rufus Wainwright-Vibrate "Now I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and it pleased the Lord, but you do…

"Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight. You've got to kick at the darkness till ot bleeds day light." Lovers in a Dangerous Time BNL Matt Fahrenbacher

i also heard he's HUGE into pirating music online via kazza and such.

Quote: Originally posted by MindFad: Went with the circumflex, eh? Pfft. Without the circumflex it does not print because of censoring.

Quote: Originally posted by brapper: Steve Jobs is the creator of the Windows OS. he's very anti-mac, so i don't know why we're talking about him. wrong. wrong. …

This one's almost too good to post just a little. But, in the name of actually having my post *read*, I'm going to post a little of it. Quote: The Hell Of It by Paul Williams…

Satellite coordinates come with the press release announcing the QuickTime stream. For example, here's last year's info: http://www.apple.com/pr/library/200...worldalert.html

Quote: Originally posted by brapper: Steve Jobs is the creator of the Windows OS. he's very anti-mac, so i don't know why we're talking about him. He's the Anti-…

I like Erik's. Hey, Erik - feel like making one for me?

Quote: Originally posted by euchomai: Man, years ago when that came out, I laughed so much. That is a cult classic! Though I haven't watched it in a while, it st…

Quote: Originally posted by wolfen: All from the same song. You know what song and who it is... wolfen "The Logical Song" A couple of my favorites: You don't n…

Steve Jobs is the creator of the Windows OS. he's very anti-mac, so i don't know why we're talking about him.