Banana will turn to mush; a potato is much better.

It's George Costanza and he's never moving.

the fruit and vegitables have been tested on that show "Mythbusters" and that idea does not work. But i have taken upon myself to let the air out of one of his tires. Would it b…

Isn't that just prolonging his actual removing of the car from "your spot"?

Quote: Originally posted by MindFad: Isn't that just prolonging his actual removing of the car from "your spot"? that is the price he will pay to have my spot. =…

Quote: Originally posted by Mr Kino: that is the price he will pay to have my spot. =) besides i have to amuse myself somehow. What do you mean... your spot? I…

Hide in the bushes with a paintball gun...

4 days and it hasn't moved once? Or he just brings it back all the time and you aren't getting there first?

Quote: Originally posted by mitchell_pgh: There is never a good reason to damage another persons vehicle unless it's a life or death situation Normally I'm one to pr…

Quote: Originally posted by Xeo: 4 days and it hasn't moved once? Or he just brings it back all the time and you aren't getting there first? 4 days and he has not …

Quote: Originally posted by Mr Kino: 4 days and he has not moved it once. Get it towed. End of discussion.

Paint the curb blue and call the cops.

I've painted some yellow markings on the sides of my driveway so if anyone parks and crosses them, I have them towed in no time. I figure I gave warning with the paint, it's up to…

Quote: Originally posted by Mr Kino: UGH! some moron decided to leave his car in my spot right in front of my house. He or she has left the car there for 4 days now. i…

I know what you mean, it's annoying. In my case its a public street. The person didn't even live on our street. By talking to different neighbors, finally the person removed the…

We don't put up with that crap in Texas. If you leave your car in the same spot on the roadside/curb (not in the driveway, of course) for more than 3 days, you get fined out the …

Quote: Originally posted by RAILhead: We don't put up with that crap in Texas. If you leave your car in the same spot on the roadside/curb (not in the driveway, of cou…

what's the big deal? get one of these ...... put your phone # on a post-it, stick it under his widshield wiper and be done with it. he'll call.

Quote: Originally posted by effgee: what's the big deal? get one of these ...... put your phone # on a post-it, stick it under his widshield wiper and be done with it. h…

Quote: Originally posted by Spheric Harlot: ...the cops. Hey organ-man, since when do you need to have the <sarcasm> tag spelled out? Or are we a bit grouch…

Quote: Originally posted by effgee: Or are we a bit grouchy today? hrmf.

If possible, just park behind him, so he really can't get out :-)

Quote: Originally posted by Spheric Harlot: hrmf.

Vaseline on the windshield wipers, break off his antenna

Steal his licence plates!