Quote: Originally posted by vmpaul: OMG, this thread has gone this far without anything from Dylan? You missed my post.

"They say that heaven is like TV: A perfect little world that doesn't really need me..." -Laurie Anderson, Strange Angels

Quote: Originally posted by The Godfather: If you don't eat your meat, you cannot have any pudding!!! Pink Floyd, The Wall "how can you have any pudding if you d…

I am having pre-Job keynote jitters. To you, I recommend getting to the interview early.

Quote: Originally posted by Cipher13: Cure for pre-job interview jitters? Beer. No, no and no. That makes you belchy and gassy, two characteristics almost never …

Cure for pre-job interview jitters? Beer.

Quote: Originally posted by Ghoser777: "Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight. You've got to kick at the darkness till ot bleeds day light." Lovers in …

LOL. I see the point about a hole.. but why take the time to do that when you can just well um yeah. err.. ok that's gross..

Quote: Originally posted by acadian: Unless your poo is composed of solid cobalt, it should have just bent, twisted and coiled itself around like a soft serve ice cream…

yes, you can get in trouble.. by trouble, I mean you can get charged for useage and or possibly have your contract cancelled. I've heard some cases of this. I have SprintPCS Visio…

Quote: Originally posted by effgee: (don't forget to thank him/her for the interview) the next day, This is really, really, really important. I've interviewed m…

Thanks everybody, keep 'em comin'. I leave the night job in 2 hours, have a 50-minute commute, then hope to get some rest. FYI-- The job is an airline communications job. I follo…

"Be sure that what you dream of, won't come to haunt you out"-Bush-Headful of Ghosts "Who wouldn't be the one you love? WHo wouldn't stand inside your love."-The Smashing Pumpkins…

Hmmm, let's see here - an interview, I love going to interviews. I've been sitting on both sides of the table plenty of times, as the interviewer and as the interviewee - there rea…

I originally through this thread was a little ridiculous because you were jittery over Jobs keynote tomorrow. I find turning down the lights and putting on some good jazz from the…

There is a saying in yoga: When you can control your breath, you can control everything. Stretch out on the floor on your back. Use a pillow under your head, maybe also put pillo…

In 11 hours and 39 minutes, not that I'm counting, I'll be interviewing for my dream job. I'm nervous as hell, because I really want it. The problems? Since learning I landed the …

Thanks, I can't believe I somehow missed that, pretty funny!

From this week's This is true: Quote: THIS WEEK'S HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE goes to Phillip Goldman. A computer wizard from an early age, Goldman created "Multifinder", a p…

I just downloaded and installed this nifty little program that enables my Treo 600 to act as a wireless modem with OS X. It works great and I get great download speeds, but I'm a l…

Unless your poo is composed of solid cobalt, it should have just bent, twisted and coiled itself around like a soft serve ice cream cone. Freak.

You dig a hole first you tit.

egh, your wife is naked.....big deal... as for the other thing...when I was sysadmin at a college I once upon a time taught at we'd have loads of fun with Airport and Apple Remot…

Quote: Originally posted by Socially Awkward Solo: I take it you had no pants around your ankles. That's formally called "ankle_brains" you know....

I take it you had no pants around your ankles.