Moron decided to park his car in my space — #23
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Originally posted by effgee:
what's the big deal? get one of these ...... put your phone # on a post-it, stick it under his widshield wiper and be done with it. h…
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Moron decided to park his car in my space — #24
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Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
...the cops.
Hey organ-man,
since when do you need to have the <sarcasm> tag spelled out? Or are we a bit grouch…
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #25
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Originally posted by effgee:
Or are we a bit grouchy today?
hrmf.
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #26
If possible, just park behind him, so he really can't get out :-)
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #27
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Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
hrmf.
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #28
Vaseline on the windshield wipers, break off his antenna
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #29
Steal his licence plates!
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #30
If its a small passenger car just get a group of friends together and lift the ass end up and angle it in to the street so a passing car will smack into it. Then the situation sho…
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #31
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Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
Huh? You mean parking in public streets is illegal in Texas?
wtf?
Actually, it's a county ordinance that's been adopte…
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #32
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Originally posted by RAILhead:
Actually, it's a county ordinance that's been adopted by most of the counties in the State. Parking your can in the street/on the c…
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #33
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Originally posted by RAILhead:
Actually, it's a county ordinance that's been adopted by most of the counties in the State. Parking your can in the street/on the c…
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #34
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Originally posted by dcmacdaddy:
Texas is NOT like Germany. You couldn't go three days without using your car unless you were out of town or in hospital.
Both…
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #35
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Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
So if I don't have a driveway, and curb parking is allowed, and I don't need my car for three days, I get fined?
That's asin…
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #36
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Originally posted by SimeyTheLimey:
In Germany it is (or at least was in Rheinland Pfaltz and Hessen in the early 90s) a finable offense to cut your grass on a Su…
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #37
Mr Kino,
You still haven't answered my (and many others) original question. What do you mean by "Your Spot."
Assuming he/she isn't parking in your driveway, in an assigned (paid)…
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #38
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Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
At any rate, pointing fingers at other instances of bureaucratic idiocy, as you are so wont to do, doesn't really explain why…
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #39
Sell it as-is?
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #40
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Originally posted by wdlove:
I know what you mean, it's annoying. In my case its a public street. The person didn't even live on our street. By talking to diff…
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #41
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Originally posted by Mr Kino:
It is a public street, it is also right in front of my house and its an eye sore.
so you're just whining, and posted an image FA…
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #42
YOu can get a valve stem puller and pull the stmes out of 2 of his tires. then he WILL have to get it towed to move it. Then again if they have a flat they might not want to move…
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #43
Looks like he parked further then 1' away from the curb... have him towed.
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #44
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Originally posted by Mr Kino:
But i have taken upon myself to let the air out of one of his tires.
Would it be good to let the air out of the rest of them?
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Moron decided to park his car in my space — #45
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Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:
The difference between you and this guy is that you have broken the law. The guy that parked there is just some poor fool.
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Moron decided to park his car in my space — #46
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Originally posted by dcmacdaddy:
Actually Mr. Kino *deliberately* broke the law by letting air out of his tires. I would say Kino is the bigger fool.
I'm no…
Moron decided to park his car in my space — #47
I think a funnier joke would be to put "For Sale - $300 FIRM" in soap on his windows (or something non damaging) and put the phone number of the local police department.