Ok, rather than starting a new thread..... What's everybody's favorite simpsons char? mine would be professor flack? (spelling) maybe a tie with the comic book guy *WORST POST …

Professor Frink, not Flack. Glayvin! -- Bart: "And I'll take up smoking, and give that up!" Homer: "Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Here, ha…

Quote: "now throw....throw damn you!!" French bowling instructor giving Marge a lesson, after which he attempts to seduce her. Try this one: "As usual, a kni…

"As usual, a knife-wielding maniac has shown us the way". I think this is Homer, talking about Snake in the episode where he gets a gun, but is forced by Marge to give it up. (I c…

DOH.....thats it professor frink.....yeah! Ok try this: "if i do anything for her, she's bound to respect me" ------------------ "excellent, depsite lack of Flubber!" "GLAYVIN!"…

Quote: "As usual, a knife-wielding maniac has shown us the way". I think this is Homer, talking about Snake in the episode where he get…

Fair enough. I get to make mistakes, because I never put my foot in my mouth by boasting about my capabilities. Announcer: We now return to "Knightboat: the Crime-Solving Boat…

OK... going for another guess. Was it perhaps in that episode with what's-her-name-from-Roseanne guest-starring as Jimbo's girlfriend? From Bart, about... someone? Moe? ----------…

" Save me Jebus!!!...ohhhhh" "Jebus?" ------------------ "excellent, depsite lack of Flubber!" "GLAYVIN!" Professor Frink

How about... "You're kissing a girl? That's so gay!" "It's my first invention, the Autodialer 5000! Oh, would you look at the stuff they have you saying, it's-sad-and-alarming? Yo…

Quote: OK... going for another guess. Was it perhaps in that episode with what's-her-name-from-Roseanne guest-starring as Jimbo's girlfriend? From …

Nope. It's Jimbo's line from the episode where Lisa asks Nelson out, and they're having a picnic when some of Nelson's cronies see them. Which was a great episode... "Lisa! Do y…

How about... "It makes me madder than... a yak in heat!" ------------------ A monk asked Joshu: "Has a dog Buddha-nature or not?" Joshu answered: "Mu." Mumon's comments: "Has a d…

Quote: Originally posted by TheJoshu: "It's my first invention, the Autodialer 5000! Oh, would you look at the stuff they have you saying, it's-sad-and-alarming? You w…

im not sure....but that line "nobody likes milhouse" is a CLASSIC!!! ------------------ "excellent, depsite lack of Flubber!" "GLAYVIN!" Professor Frink

Ah, it's a beautiful day Millhouse. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the bees are trying to have sex with them... Or, at least that's my understanding..." Can you place …

forgive me if i screw up these lines....its been a long time since ive seen this episode homer: ok pie, im going to close my eyes and start doing this (chop chop) and if you get e…

Quote: Originally posted by Ruddigger: Ah, it's a beautiful day Millhouse. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the bees are trying to have sex with them... Or, at…

Sorry Lucy, it's been a while since I've seen that episode... so my quoting isn't perfect. But it got the idea across. ------------------ A monk asked Joshu: "Has a dog Buddha-n…

Here's one more: Farmer 1: Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car. Homer: This car was made in Guatemala. Farmer 2: Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucc…

I thought Hank Scorpio was pretty cool, he had too many cool quotes to mention.

Quote: Originally posted by TheJoshu: Here's one more: Farmer 1: Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car. Homer: This car was made …

Quote: Can you place this episode, (fairly easy) Homer: "Chop chop, dig dig, chop chop dig dig" Marge: "You know, Homer, there's a lot more 2 wives could do for you..." …

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I like the one where Homer goes to a different town where they drink fudd bear (and not duff). Anyway there's bar fights going on .... http://www.snpp.com/episodes/8F19.html Guy1…