whose member is the longest? well my word, that is a bit personal... i hear it is Milton Berle who has that honor...

I'm having probz with the old mac, it keeps crashing, with those annoying blue windows and stuff, Plus Dos doesn't seem to run, It's a IBM AppleVision I think. Please help, I'm cra…

Is this guy for real?

We're the unreal ones if we answer such morons - could we end this thread here, please. WDL

Some one has too much time on there hands, I'd check that IP if I could. not to be too judgemental, If you are serious you might get more help if you posted in a help forum and no…

Here are a few of mine: 1. www.theonion.com - online satirical newspaper, try to read without laughing 2. www.atlapedia.com - lots of maps and histories of every country in the…

voyeurweb.com! Definatly voyeurweb! Seriously, I check salon.com daily, as well as Damian's page, which by the way is very cool. I also like The Onion. I check sybercuse.com to fin…

Slashdot, New Scientist, Scientific American, and a couple I can't say here... Just kidding. Cipher13

http://www.deoxy.org/reagan.htm

Somethingawful.com, without a doubt. Funniest site I have ever been to, and it just keeps on getting better...

www.xdude.com it was a really good site until Lucas messed with him. now it's in the process of redesign.

www.slashdot.org www.theregister.co.uk www.theonion.com www.arstechnica.com

go to www.hell.com and you'll be amused... if you bother to register, there are more fun/strange things.

I you had the ability to turn invisible on command what would be priority for you? what things would you want to do first? legal or illegal? creative activities? The catch: Only …

i'd travel for free, roaming the world to assassinate baddies... faster, *****cat... KILL KILL well! if that doesn't take the cake! i can't use the word which begins with a 'P…

I assume Bill Gates would be first on your hit list?

Sneak into Redmond, & make photocopies of the stuff the DOJ didn't manage to get copies of, then mail to DOJ with no return address. MS has to have lots more illegal stuff on …

I'd dance around in a thunderstorm, howl at the moon, and eat all the grapes in the supermarket.

I'm suddenly reminded of the Wonderwoman, Superman, Invisible Man joke. I don't know if I can post it here.

ok, well now I'm wondering what the joke is, arty! If I were invisible I'd go around knocking things off high store shelves just as people were reaching for them--helpful, yet spo…

Hold on, your asking what would you do invisble and naked? Easy, stand in Uma Thurman's shower. Hmmmmm.... Thurman!!!!

Well, that just figures you wierdo. I'd spend much more time in the woman's shower at the gym. I like variety! Besides, I always thought that Uma looked kinda like a frog....

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I was asked to go to on a ski trip with Uma . hhmmmmmmm...... why ask why [This message has been edited by disectamac (edited 06-27-2000).]

what the HECK are you ranting about now? Bosnia? behavior? huh?