Quote: "As usual, a knife-wielding maniac has shown us the way". I think this is Homer, talking about Snake in the episode where he get…

Fair enough. I get to make mistakes, because I never put my foot in my mouth by boasting about my capabilities. Announcer: We now return to "Knightboat: the Crime-Solving Boat…

OK... going for another guess. Was it perhaps in that episode with what's-her-name-from-Roseanne guest-starring as Jimbo's girlfriend? From Bart, about... someone? Moe? ----------…

" Save me Jebus!!!...ohhhhh" "Jebus?" ------------------ "excellent, depsite lack of Flubber!" "GLAYVIN!" Professor Frink

How about... "You're kissing a girl? That's so gay!" "It's my first invention, the Autodialer 5000! Oh, would you look at the stuff they have you saying, it's-sad-and-alarming? Yo…

Quote: OK... going for another guess. Was it perhaps in that episode with what's-her-name-from-Roseanne guest-starring as Jimbo's girlfriend? From …

Nope. It's Jimbo's line from the episode where Lisa asks Nelson out, and they're having a picnic when some of Nelson's cronies see them. Which was a great episode... "Lisa! Do y…

How about... "It makes me madder than... a yak in heat!" ------------------ A monk asked Joshu: "Has a dog Buddha-nature or not?" Joshu answered: "Mu." Mumon's comments: "Has a d…

Quote: Originally posted by TheJoshu: "It's my first invention, the Autodialer 5000! Oh, would you look at the stuff they have you saying, it's-sad-and-alarming? You w…

im not sure....but that line "nobody likes milhouse" is a CLASSIC!!! ------------------ "excellent, depsite lack of Flubber!" "GLAYVIN!" Professor Frink

Ah, it's a beautiful day Millhouse. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the bees are trying to have sex with them... Or, at least that's my understanding..." Can you place …

forgive me if i screw up these lines....its been a long time since ive seen this episode homer: ok pie, im going to close my eyes and start doing this (chop chop) and if you get e…

Quote: Originally posted by Ruddigger: Ah, it's a beautiful day Millhouse. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the bees are trying to have sex with them... Or, at…

Sorry Lucy, it's been a while since I've seen that episode... so my quoting isn't perfect. But it got the idea across. ------------------ A monk asked Joshu: "Has a dog Buddha-n…

Here's one more: Farmer 1: Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car. Homer: This car was made in Guatemala. Farmer 2: Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucc…

I thought Hank Scorpio was pretty cool, he had too many cool quotes to mention.

Quote: Originally posted by TheJoshu: Here's one more: Farmer 1: Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car. Homer: This car was made …

Quote: Can you place this episode, (fairly easy) Homer: "Chop chop, dig dig, chop chop dig dig" Marge: "You know, Homer, there's a lot more 2 wives could do for you..." …

Trapper-If you've read this whole thread, then you truly are withdrawn and you deserve this delicious info. Back in the day I used to get all the Simpsons I could watch (in real p…

I like the one where Homer goes to a different town where they drink fudd bear (and not duff). Anyway there's bar fights going on .... http://www.snpp.com/episodes/8F19.html Guy1…

"I caught my wife in bed with my best friend." "you bitter?" "yup, bit him, too!" "They don't call me Colonel Homer 'cause I'm some dumb ass army guy." in alphabetical order, Yod…

Favorite Characters from the simpsons? Probably mr Burns the tyrannical wimp (remind you of anyone ahem Bill Gates ahem). They don't show Mr Burns in alot of the newer episodes th…

For me, South Park is where it's at. It's what the Simpson's should have been before they sold out early on. But I kinda got bored with South Park cause it was getting stale... b…

Southpark is getting stale. Their whole appeal was how they made you say 'they can't do that, can they?' But in the movie, they did everything, and now there's nothing left, let …