Somethingawful.com, without a doubt. Funniest site I have ever been to, and it just keeps on getting better...

www.xdude.com it was a really good site until Lucas messed with him. now it's in the process of redesign.

www.slashdot.org www.theregister.co.uk www.theonion.com www.arstechnica.com

go to www.hell.com and you'll be amused... if you bother to register, there are more fun/strange things.

i'd travel for free, roaming the world to assassinate baddies... faster, *****cat... KILL KILL well! if that doesn't take the cake! i can't use the word which begins with a 'P…

I assume Bill Gates would be first on your hit list?

Sneak into Redmond, & make photocopies of the stuff the DOJ didn't manage to get copies of, then mail to DOJ with no return address. MS has to have lots more illegal stuff on …

I'd dance around in a thunderstorm, howl at the moon, and eat all the grapes in the supermarket.

I'm suddenly reminded of the Wonderwoman, Superman, Invisible Man joke. I don't know if I can post it here.

ok, well now I'm wondering what the joke is, arty! If I were invisible I'd go around knocking things off high store shelves just as people were reaching for them--helpful, yet spo…

Hold on, your asking what would you do invisble and naked? Easy, stand in Uma Thurman's shower. Hmmmmm.... Thurman!!!!

Well, that just figures you wierdo. I'd spend much more time in the woman's shower at the gym. I like variety! Besides, I always thought that Uma looked kinda like a frog....

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I was asked to go to on a ski trip with Uma . hhmmmmmmm...... why ask why [This message has been edited by disectamac (edited 06-27-2000).]

what the HECK are you ranting about now? Bosnia? behavior? huh?

Dood, bring us back Yugos! What are they, like $30 a piece? Hell, I'll spring for 'em. A yugo for everyone with 100+ posts as of today. Get one of the sporty red ones for Anthony. …

Hm, could be interesting. I agree with garret on the Bill Gates idea but I'd probably go steal US nuclear secrets and weapons and hold the world for ransom as well. No time for bei…

After checking out Jennifer Lopez's place , I'd sneak into Norad and have a look around - then maybe the Pentagon, and then I'd have to go to redmond and torch it from the inside.…

what am I ranting about? good question. That was mostly Heineken posting that last one....it's morning now and I'm trying to figure it out. I may have to edit that one

Does that mean no Yugo's? Anthony will be devastated

Maybe I'm just strange, but NOT being invisible hasn't stopped me from doing any of lycaon's suggestions

Yes, but do you do them NAKED!!!

I'd just sit in the girl's showers every day and whack it. That's about it.

as opposed to doing it at home like when you are visible?

For those of you wondering (andi*pandi) here's the joke. Edit away if you like wlohn. (Found using sherlock at www.mattkruse.com/humor/superman.txt ) One day Superman was fee…