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the lives of millions of geeks are now officially over

· Software · 27 posts · Jan 4, 2004 View original thread ↗

#1 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 00:56

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The 22-year-old diva married Jason Allen Alexander early Saturday at the Little White Wedding Chapel on the Strip, according to People.com, the online arm of the Time Warner publication. He is from Kentwood, Louisiana, it said.

The Las Vegas Review-Journal reported on its Web site that Spears, 22, and Alexander, 22, were granted a marriage license, citing an affidavit of Application for Marriage License filed January 3.

well, i never found her attractive to begin with

#2 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 00:58

i let her go home to see her friend for the weekend and look what happens!
oh well, lesson learned.

#3 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 01:00

She married George Constanza?

#4 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 01:00

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Originally posted by ThinkInsane:
She married George Constanza?

that was the first thing i thought, too

#5 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 01:02

She had a bell hop walk her down the aisle... what the heck? Was she drunk? Sounds like she kinda kept people close to her out of it... hmmm

#6 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 01:05

yeah, i'm sure there's plenty of kids who would get her drunk enough to agree to marry them... in 2 weeks there'll be an announcement that she's pregnant, too.

#7 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 01:29

Britney Spears is not that attractive; her body, after some work, is fine, sure; but the face is what counts, and she doesn't have it.

What's funny is that this will probably affect her sales, less guys will bone after a chick that is legally unavailable (rather than the original no-goddamn-chance-in-hell available).

#8 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 01:32

I actually went to people.com (linked from the link above). Second paragraph:

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But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop star insists it was all a joke that went too far, and that Spears is already making plans to annul the marriage.

#9 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 01:33

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Originally posted by Stradlater:
Britney Spears is not that attractive; her body, after some work, is fine, sure; but the face is what counts, and she doesn't have it.

What's funny is that this will probably affect her sales, less guys will bone after a chick that is legally unavailable (rather than the original no-goddamn-chance-in-hell available).

Really cause after all a LOT of guys were buying Brittany's albums... wait... oh please tell me no guy bought her albums...

#10 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 02:22

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Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
Really cause after all a LOT of guys were buying Brittany's albums... wait... oh please tell me no guy bought her albums...

Her two main markets were:

1. Guys that thought she was hot.
2. Little impressionable preteen girls.

#11 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 02:26

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Originally posted by Stradlater:
Her two main markets were:

1. Guys that thought she was hot.
2. Little impressionable preteen girls.

Were? Last i checked she had a hit album out...

#12 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 02:29

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Originally posted by Axo1ot1:
Were? Last i checked she had a hit album out...

But that changes with marriage

Most of the guys that wanted to bone her will doubtfully be as interested. (note: I say MOST not ALL)

#13 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 08:51

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Originally posted by Stradlater:
But that changes with marriage

Most of the guys that wanted to bone her will doubtfully be as interested. (note: I say MOST not ALL)

she was a fantasy for guys to begin with...what does her getting married change? what, now she's unattainable??
and as for guys saying she's not attractive, who are you kidding?

#14 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 09:31

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Originally posted by Stradlater:
Britney Spears is not that attractive; her body, after some work, is fine, sure; but the face is what counts, and she doesn't have it.

You cold blodded nerd.

I and the rest of the world still hold Britney in the "highly desireables" list.

#15 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 09:58

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Originally posted by The Godfather:
You cold blodded nerd.

I and the rest of the world still hold Britney in the "highly desireables" list.

You mean, you and the rest of lonely adolescents in the world. Britney's popularity falls off with most after the age of 25.

#16 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 10:14

Madonna got married at a fairly young age too,

#17 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 10:35

she'll divorce the dork in a few months

no way it lasts forever because britney is annoying

#18 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 11:18

hopefully he dumps her and then she is so upset she just has to do playboy

#19 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 12:45

Britney Said to Tie the Knot - But How Tight?

But on Sunday People.com quoted a source close to Spears as saying the wedding was a joke that went too far and the singer was already planning an annulment.

"I don't know what's going through her mind," the Web Site quoted "someone close to Spears" as saying.

#20 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 12:58

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Originally posted by Krusty:
I actually went to people.com (linked from the link above). Second paragraph:

I hope he didnt sign a prenuptial, he can sue her for millions!!!

Bwahahaha!!

Chris

#21 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 13:34

piblicity stunt now that i think about it

her "music album" has tanked big time

#22 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 13:38

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Originally posted by Apple Pro Underwear:
piblicity stunt now that i think about it

her "music album" has tanked big time

Umm... didn't it debut at #1 ?

#23 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 13:56

Now with the wedding, the debate about virginity is over. For there sake I pray for a long and happy marriage.

#24 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 16:17

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Originally posted by brapper:
and as for guys saying she's not attractive, who are you kidding?

Let's not start that again.

#25 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 16:26

She is now annulled! Open to the public again, you know that she had to be married to have sex, like a good little christian she did. Now, she is moving on...

link--->wedding off

#26 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 16:33

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Originally posted by RGB:
Umm... didn't it debut at #1 ?

i think but how long did that last? she's supposed to be a superstar right?

platinum ain't enough to cover the costs of her marketing and bull$hit anymore! BS is high maintenance for these record companies.

http://www.billboard.com/bb/charts/bb200.jsp

for her to live up to her own hype, she'd have to atleast stay in the top 5 right? when hilary duff has more staying power, you know you're in trouble! when her album came out, there was a lot of national front covers... hell of a lot more than virtually anybody except for OutKast. for her to be #10...that's failure.

#27 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 16:36

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Originally posted by euchomai:
She is now annulled! Open to the public again, you know that she had to be married to have sex, like a good little christian she did. Now, she is moving on...

link--->wedding off

Why am I not surprised?