Conspiracy Theory: The US Gov is in Bed with the Aliens

#1 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 01:41 MacNN

Why else would only the NASA probe successfully reach the red planet? The Japanese probe failed and Beagle 2 disappeared. I vaguely remember something about 4 probes heading there, but I don't recall what country sent the fourth one.

So, who here thinks that it's just a coincidence that only the American mission was a success?

BlackGriffen

#2 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 05:25 MacNN

'Cause we lied, silly...just like we lied about landing on the moon

#3 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 10:13 MacNN

The World is flat!!!!!!!!
The Moon is made of Cheese!!!!!!!
Where are my happy pills?????

#4 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 10:39 MacNN

I think what we have here is clearly a conspiracy of the aliens in conjunction with reverse vampires.

#5 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 10:44 MacNN

mars peeps are like where's my bling bling?

memphis bleek and ludacris delivered some shiznit over to the red planet like 2 years ago

#6 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 10:49 MacNN

Well, there *was* that metric conspiracy to confuse the NASA guys and send one of their space probes hurtling to oblivion a couple of years ago...

#7 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 10:52 MacNN

Probably more to do with luck - most missions in the past, American and Russian - have failed. The US was bound to get one to work in the end.

#8 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 11:00 MacNN

If they roam around that planet long enough I'm sure they'll find a rock that looks like Elvis!

#9 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 12:27 MacNN

Hillary Clinton is a Clintonite from the Clintinion Galaxy of Zor in the Rodem Constellation.

Make sense now?

#10 Sun, 4 Jan 2004 - 12:35 MacNN

Quote:

Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
Well, there *was* that metric conspiracy to confuse the NASA guys and send one of their space probes hurtling to oblivion a couple of years ago...

Actually the previous two probes were both lost.

#11 Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 04:18 MacNN

Quote:

Originally posted by disectamac:
Hillary Clinton is a Clintonite from the Clintinion Galaxy of Zor in the Rodem Constellation.

Make sense now?

No more TV for you.

#12 Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 06:21 MacNN

Quote:

Originally posted by Buck_Naked:
The World is flat!!!!!!!!
The Moon is made of Cheese!!!!!!!
Where are my happy pills?????

I thought it the Moon that was flat and the Earth that was made of cheese...

#13 Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 08:06 MacNN

alex jones is crazy with the conspiracy theories.
here is a link to a .torrent file
http://66.79.177.160/~********//tor...viD-avi.torrent

http://www.infowars.com

#14 Mon, 5 Jan 2004 - 09:40 MacNN

And once we start colonizing the barren red planet, we'll probably find martian natives.

And when we do, we can purchase the entire western hemisphere of the planet from them for a measly bead, and drive the natives underground into special "reservations".