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Gonzo Utilities Tech Suggestions (G.U.T.S.) an AfterDark ScreenSaver Module by Jason Rainbows' Magic Theatre E-Mail: rainbow@kagi.com URL: http://www.mindspring.com/~jasonrainbows Requires: Any version of AfterDark Screensaver and the module "Headlines". This module will even run on the early 1-bit Macs and is highly recommended for old machines! Gonzo Utilities Tech Suggestions (G.U.T.S.) is a BAD tech-support quote randomizer. It generates random tech-support phrases. For example; "The reason why you can't get anything creative done on this beautiful machine is because somebody left a casaba behind the Root Junction Anticipator." or... "I usually charge an arm-and-a-leg for my advice, but I'll just charge the price of my vet bill as we speak."