I FIGURED IT OUT!

Basically all I needed to do was find a way for Win 7 to receive print jobs without caring about who sent them. And what way was that?

LPD!

Tell Redmon to print to the Win 7 machine's IP, give it the share name of the Laserjet and IT WORKS!!

I will be posting a full guide soon as I basically created a AppleTalk/NetBIOS bridge with Printing.