I'll bite.

What's this, some sort of USB-based docking expansion base for an x86 tablet (the only place you will have any luck whatsoever with an optical drive) like the Acer W500?

Without knowing what you were aiming for, it's hard not to go "well, he has successfully put a bunch of random crap on top of some Duo plastics."

It definitely reminds me vaguely of IBM/Lenovo's X series media bases.