He'd better start trying to give a bit of it up.
Just buy a second Mac with a Zip drive installed, tear it out, bondo the hole in the bezel to the size of a floppy slot, install the freakin' FDD and get it out of your system already, kid!
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No pestering the other hackers, you've made your point. Keep this nonsense restricted to my threads, in your sig, and paste a smile on it! LAST warning!
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