If any of you out there use a Dvorak keyboard, I'd like to announce that I have just joined your ranks. It's rather slow going right now, but I am already picking it up faster than I did QWERTY. Also, since you can have my Apple Pro Keyboard when you pry it from my cold, dead hands, I decided to rearrange my keyboard:

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/4480/im000679lc0.jpg

Just a happy announcement!