Virtual Springfield Manual

MATT GROENING || er uh, welcome you to the, uh, town of Springfield. From our illustrious educational establishments, our Church and Town Halll, to our, er uh, purple mountains’ majesty and fruited plains, | invite you to, uh, explore our town and make yourself at home - just as long as you are, er uh, from a high tax bracket and can pay the, er, Virtual Visitor tax. You will, uh, find the, er, citizenry of Springfield to be exceptionally well-mannered, cultured individuals. And in order for future visitors to enjoy their time in our town, |, er uh, encourage you to visit my office and make a donation to my, er, campaign fund. And | would like to, er, conclude by saying, “Ich bin ein Virtual Springhelder.” Ss alutations fellow computer Yes, yes, well, your system needs to (lACINTOSH: enthusiast, mmbleek! My name is meet the following requirements to PaQuer PC &6Flaz viTy 16ne RAL Professor John Frink and as a compa- run Virtual Springfield, a-hum, SysTen LO OR GREATER triot in technology, with the coding moohey, which, in order to make 1M8 FREE HARD DRIVE SPACE and the hacking and the online dat- things as clear as possible, will be Uy CO-ROP BRIVE ing!—a-hem-l'm sure you’re familiar with explained by my latest invention, the basic requirements needed to run mmmloohey: the Frink-a-Tone 2200 FRINKIAC SYSTEARS: the program in question—moohey! That, Computer Systems Voice Translator: 6200200 Ts iflaz with ling RAL of course, being Virtual Springfield, (379.6 RECOMMENDED) mmbuhl mmbleek! PC: FRINKUS 3 laex.g0Tio verstdsu.94 PeNTiUun (SAIAZ WITH EAB RAM 33, 1948 FREE HARD DRIVE SPACE (168 RECOMMENDEDS 56.3xXC0-RGP ORE Winpaus® 9S COSCILLATION RATIO GF I4.S-6 RECOMMENDED? DIRECTX COMPATIBLE GRAPHICS AND SOUND CARBS ImB FREE HARD DRIVE SPACE (6g if DIRECTX IS NOT ALREADY INSTALLEDS Yy CO-RGOM DRIVE x ow, concerning the process of instal- YOUR COMPUTER. "ALLOW FOR FULL INTAKE; THIS WiLL TAKE APPROX! sion, then obviously you do not need to a tion, any sesquipedalian with a "WHEN INSTALLATION IS C…