Jinxter Manual

Jinxter manual - compiled from The Magnetic Scrolls Memorial by Underdogs for Home of the Underdogs, http://www.theunderdogs.org Quality News For The The Independent Hard Of Thinking GUARDIAN The Weekly For The Association of Registered Stochiastic Executives (A.R.S.E) A Nasty Spell On The Way? LIFE LOSES CHARM We'll Get The Bracelets On Them Yet, Says Wossname Aquitania's luck is running out - literally. That's what they're saying at Guardian House. And top officials say "There's worse to come." According to leading dary Turani bracelet, wea- Guardian, Len Woss- kening its power and allow- name, 62, Aquitania ing her and her rebel organi- can expect: zation to seize power. •Plagues of bats, mice "Mark my words," says and toads Wossname, "things will look •Bad weather for the bleak for Aquitania unless forseeable future the bracelet and wossnames •The Green Witches are reunited." holding power •The collapse of the Asked what action the Guardians were taking, SUPABOOZA LEN ferg Wossname said "Werl... be- •Total unavailability of a decent bit of cheddar tween ourselves, fat-all. Manpower. right? But we is GOES LIKE A YERSE looking for the right in- dividual to, er, do the job on DRAIN! our wossname." While the rest of us were getting soaked in last Wossname, widely Wossname gave your weeks mammoth storms, this week's Supa- regarded as an authori- soaraway Guardian exclu- sive details of the legen- Booza Len Pisht just... soaked. "I just stood ty on the Bracelet of there with my wossname open," says Len, 44. Turani and tha magic dary charmsof Turani. …