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INSIDE THIS ISSUE • Exclusive! Interview with Guild Librarian Si- gismund Thing................2 • Guild of Thieves ap­ prentice exam - how to take the test, and how to WIN! .................................. 11 • Top Secret Coded Top Crook Slags "Cheat Sheet" stolen from Guild of Thieves - we reveal all ..................24 Rookies Shock! AND MUCH MUCH MORE! Top crook Silas "We just can't get the ceptional material, and fac­ Beaker says the pro­ type of young person es a bright future in the we want these days. Guild. fession will face dis­ Frankly, they seem Beaker said that he was aster if young new­ more keen on accoun­ "sick as a macaw" with comers continue with tancy and merchant young apprentices training banking." at the Guild's expense and their boycott. Beaker was speaking on then "going off the straight Beaker, speaking from his the eve of new, stringent and narrow - becoming Dombrook hideaway, add­ entry standards to the doctors and shopkeepers ed: "Frankly, the newcom­ Guild of Thieves. and such." ers are rubbish. Green­ "These new tests aren't He added: "We have to face horns. Tenderfeet. Wet be­ easy", he said. "Anyone it. This a divided society. hind the ears. who can pass them is ex- It's us and them." TIME FOR ACTION BURGLARY by Our Special Correspondent A.Nonymous SUPPLIES Commuters on the Dombrook line are facing anoth…