Or:

*CLICK of power key on Extended Keyboard II*
*BONG*
*grey Apple*
*Spinny Thingy*
*Cool futuristic (in comparison to Vista boot screen) pulsating blue bar*
*Just 70 seconds having passed from the start, 10.4.9 is completely loaded and we're ready to have some G3 fun!*

G3s are awesome
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Main system: custom C2D 2.66GHz tower/4GB RAM/2600XT 512 MB/500GB HD/XP Pro x86+Vista Business x64
Main Mac: Beige G3 minitower (Sonnet G4 500MHz/640 MB DVD/USB/Radeon 32 MB/OS 9.2.2+10.4.11)