Just because we are in a state of emergency does not grant you the right to order me around. It's not my fault supply ran out of uniforms and I am stuck in these private fatigues instead of the class a's I belong in.

Now back to those push-ups you guys were telling me you wanted to do so badly. Any more chuckling in ranks or acts of insubordination will be met with acts of extreme cruelty. You shall be forced to install and run Windows CE.