I would actually go to protests

TRUE DAT!

You didn't know why we go to protests?

To get laid obviously!

Except most protest chicks are dirty hippies with stinky dreads and hemp clothing.

Blech.

- Ca$h

No cash. ALL protest chicks are. ALL of them. EVERY one.

I can see it now...

"Protest Chicks Gone WILD!"

"If you thought Spring Break girls got wild, you won't believe the antics of Protest Chicks!

Amaze yourself as they chant 'no blood for oil' while showing off their chests through their braless outfits. (Their bras were burned in yesterday's protest!)

Watch with awe as they throw down cocktail after molitov cocktail! These girls can hold their booze as well as their signs!

Recoil in horror when you see their armpit hair under their hemp tank top!

Yes, it's Protest Chicks Gone Wild. You won't believe what they'll do for some of Snoop Dogg's good stuff!

See more at protestchicksgonewild.com..."

LOL You made my day

Yes, I have already noticed that some of the conservative women are rather hot.



That won't change my opinion though.

ProtestChicks probably have COOTIES.

No. They DEFINITELY have cooties. ALL of them. And dirty scummy ass dreds. And unshorn armpits. And unwashed hemp clothing which they regularly attempt to smoke. FIlthy dirty icky hippy chicks.

Tell me about it. I've been going to school with them for 4 years. I might actually need therapy for all of the depravation I've been going through!

My undergrad years may have educated me, but I will come out of them much closer to mysogeny than I ever thought possible (and I was nowhere near being in danger of it in high school).

Heh... i was actually at the protest on Boston Common on Saturday, and while there were more than a few that fit your description, i would have to say that the majority were attractive to hot. It was a fun time, for that and other reasons...

Well, yeah, see, that was because it was in Boston. They get progressively cootier the further west you travel.

a cootie continuum? I'm intriged. Please elaborate. What is the gradiant, and where is the Hot vs Cooties break-even point in the country?

indeed. When i was visiting someone in Missoula, MT, it was pointed out to me that the hippies there shower so infrequently that their hair appears dreadlocked without any intervention on their part...

<shudder>

Missoula has a special breed of hippy...

I would say the US is separated into 3 general East/West categories and two major North South categories.

Generally speaking, Northwest and Northeast are MOST cootieful (and girls tend to be less than pretty...hey, I said "generally speaking). Southwest is MORE cootieful (as opposed to MOST cootieful) and girls tend to be "average" looking. Southeast (aka: "The South") tends to be neutral in cootieness but above average in "hotness." And finally, Southcentral is nearly lacking* in cootieness, and well above average in "hotness."

At least that's my assessment.

*The term "nearly lacking" is used in reference to Southcentral because Austin, TX and a few other bastions of cootieness are indeed located in the Southcentral zone.

I should also add that these data are specifically referring to cootieful/hot women and does not necessarily reflect that of men.



Edit: Later tonight, I'll add a geographically discriptive map of the continuum of hotness and cootieness.

What about the midwest? Cootie-ful or Beautiful?

Well, according to my theory, they would be halfway between MORE and MOST cootieful as well as leaning left of pretty (i.e.: less than average beauty). But, honestly, Midwesterners may be an exception to my theory. They seem to be more neutral on the cootie scale and JUST average on the beauty scale (as opposed to less than average). Purely subjective though.

Woah, this baby's off the charts! Ngehay!

It is sometimes hard to tell because most of the people in the midwest have to wear so damned many cloths to stay warm for 9 of the 12 months. Easier to get a read on the Miami's South Beach...

Is this from extensive study of hotornot.com or something?

Heh heh. No. If anything, hotornot.com is a bad representation of people around the nation for several reasons.

My claims are based on travels around the nation. Sounds superficial, but wherever I go I purposefully check out the ladies and compare them.