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Ear Wax or Dried Nasal Mucus (Boogers)?

MacNN Software 23 posts Jul 23, 2004 to Jul 25, 2004

#1 Fri, 23 Jul 2004 - 23:56 MacNN

I was just wondering...

If someone held you up at gunpoint, and demanded that you either devour a bowl of ear wax or a bowl of dried nasal mucus (boogers)...which would you choose?

Personally, I'd go with the bowl of boogers. My sister used to find them tasty. They are a bit salty and flavorful, while ear wax is just...so waxy. I wouldn't want something with such a weird texture going down my throat. Boogers are more like salted raisins...

#2 Sat, 24 Jul 2004 - 00:01 MacNN

thats easy. The phlegm in the back of our throats is already close to the snot in our nose anyway, and ear wax would take a long time to chew, because of the consistency. Mucus any day of the week.

#3 Sat, 24 Jul 2004 - 00:02 MacNN

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Originally posted by SamuraiDL:
thats easy. The phlegm in the back of our throats is already close to the snot in our nose anyway, and ear wax would take a long time to chew, because of the consistency. Mucus any day of the week.

Still, some might argue that ear wax is softer. It's also less flavorful, so if you don't like the taste of your own boogers...

#4 Sat, 24 Jul 2004 - 00:18 MacNN

tavilach prefers boogers.

#5 Sat, 24 Jul 2004 - 00:24 MacNN

At least Smith was a little more creative .....

#6 Sat, 24 Jul 2004 - 04:01 MacNN

How old were you again?

also, pluck that monobrow. kthx.

#7 Sat, 24 Jul 2004 - 08:32 MacNN

Who'd win a fight between Batman and Spiderman? hey, spellchecker knows Batman, but doesn't know Spiderman. I'm guessing that means Batman would have more vocal support during the fight.

#8 Sat, 24 Jul 2004 - 09:10 MacNN

dude, wtf? why do you post **** like this? this is sick...

#9 Sat, 24 Jul 2004 - 09:19 MacNN

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Originally posted by phoenixboy70:
dude, wtf? why do you post **** like this? this is sick...

People who are easily offended should be.

tavilach is just trying to be a gross kid and make people pay attention, it worked! He's already hatching another dastardly plan as we speak. (shakes fist at tavilach in a not-very-threatening manner)

Wait until you're approaching 30 and beyond, life gets REALLY gross then.

#10 Sat, 24 Jul 2004 - 09:22 MacNN

Mate, that's f�cking rank.
For someone who's going to start uni this year, methinks you've got a wee bit fo growing up to do.

#11 Sat, 24 Jul 2004 - 09:37 MacNN

#12 Sat, 24 Jul 2004 - 11:02 MacNN

I would go for the dried nasal mucous also.

#13 Sat, 24 Jul 2004 - 11:18 MacNN

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Originally posted by OB1:
Who'd win a fight between Batman and Spiderman? hey, spellchecker knows Batman, but doesn't know Spiderman. I'm guessing that means Batman would have more vocal support during the fight.

I believe it's "Spider-man." At least that's what all the movie posters say. They're in all caps, though, so I don't know if the M should be capitalized or not.

#14 Sat, 24 Jul 2004 - 11:22 MacNN

this earwax-coconut bar looks good...

http://www.pjchmiel.com/photo/food/...-coconutbar.jpg
[All inline images must be no wider than 480 pixels! --tooki]

#15 Sat, 24 Jul 2004 - 19:26 MacNN

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Originally posted by Black Book:
Mate, that's f�cking rank.
For someone who's going to start uni this year, methinks you've got a wee bit fo growing up to do.

I'm just really weird, and I like saying random things. It's not to attract attention, but rather because I find it fun. That's all there is to it.

#16 Sat, 24 Jul 2004 - 20:02 MacNN

I would kill them or, more than likely, die trying.

Everybody wins that way.

#17 Sun, 25 Jul 2004 - 01:43 MacNN

Methinks tavilach has a future planning stunts for Fear Factor.

#18 Sun, 25 Jul 2004 - 05:06 MacNN

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Originally posted by tavilach:
I'm just really weird, and I like saying random things. It's not to attract attention

You're not weird. It wasn't random, it was contrived. You did it to attract attention. No offence.

Talking about contrived, you've got friend here

#19 Sun, 25 Jul 2004 - 12:56 MacNN

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Originally posted by tavilach:
I'm just really weird, and I like saying random things. It's not to attract attention, but rather because I find it fun. That's all there is to it.

must you take it out on us? go outside and to it to others.

#20 Sun, 25 Jul 2004 - 13:52 MacNN

Thanks but no thanks. I prefer da real ****.

#21 Sun, 25 Jul 2004 - 14:48 MacNN

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Originally posted by OB1:
You're not weird. It wasn't random, it was contrived. You did it to attract attention. No offence.

Talking about contrived, you've got friend here

Actually, I didn't. No one is going to believe me, though...because I'm just a little turd! Get off your high horse, and realize that not everything is black and white. Just because most people like me try to attract attention, does not mean that I do. Quite frankly, I don't give a rat's ass about the attention I get on this forum.

#22 Sun, 25 Jul 2004 - 15:22 MacNN

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Originally posted by tavilach:
Actually, I didn't. No one is going to believe me, though...because I'm just a little turd! Get off your high horse, and realize that not everything is black and white. Just because most people like me try to attract attention, does not mean that I do. Quite frankly, I don't give a rat's ass about the attention I get on this forum.

...as he read tavilach's posts, wataru inched his cursor ever closer to the "Ignore" button...

#23 Sun, 25 Jul 2004 - 15:24 MacNN

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Originally posted by wataru:
...as he read tavilach's posts, wataru inched his cursor ever closer to the "Ignore" button...

I sorry.