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Hot babes on grass! (Wimbledon pics!)
amsalpemkcus: I can't see what you posted. Can you please try again, and possibly make it bigger? Thanks.
Paging tooki on aisle 4...
Uh oh, someone posted a pic bigger than 20 x 20 millimeters... someone's pussy is going to start hurting... 
nice acne on the shoulder there...this thread is now dead
nope
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Originally Posted by nredman
nice acne on the shoulder there...this thread is now dead
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Revived by a loose nip!
She may have acne on the shoulders (steroids anyone?) but she does have wonderful teeth!
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Originally Posted by scaught
this thread is worthless without grunts.
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Here's a local journalists opinion of all the grunting going on.
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THE FLINT JOURNAL FIRST EDITION Monday, June 27, 2005 By Andrew Heller JOURNAL COLUMNIST "Today I thought " "HRRRRGH!" " I would write about " "HIYAAAAAA!" " an issue that is " "GRRUUUUNT!" " shaking up the world of tennis. Specifically, grunting. Last week, during the opening days of Wimbledon " "HEEEEK!" " the prestigious and ever-so-proper tournament in England " "AARRGGH!" " a referee caused a jolly good controversy when he said " "WHEEEF!" " Serena Williams, Maria Sharapova and other female players should knock off the rather unstately vocalizations every time they smack the ball. Honestly, I can see why the referee objects, seeing as how watching a tennis match when one of those two is playing is like being inside " "HrrrrrOOOF!" " a birthing unit at delivery time. And listening to them play one another, well, is like " "WHUF!" "OOOOF!" " listening to the soundtrack of "Fight Club." Now, I liked "Fight Club." But, still, grunting and white skirts just don't go together. The referee in question says grunters not only disturb the genteel, strawberry-strewn atmosphere of Wimbledon but " "URRRRRRR!" " throw nongrunters off their games. I don't know about that. If someone's game is thrown off by a little grunting he probably doesn't have much game to begin with. "EYIIIIIIII!" But I do agree on the unseemliness of it. Especially for women players. For some reason it doesn't bother me when male tennis players let loose an occasional hrrrp, bark, yawp or grunt while playing. But I hate it when the women do it, especially since they do it every single time they strike the ball. I guess that makes me a " "GRRRUPP!" " huge, oinking, sweating, chauvinist swine. But I'm sorry. For a hundred years women tennis players have managed to exert themselves at the game without sounding as if they were being slugged in the stomach. And I figure they can do it now, too. "EEEYARR!" Besides, what if it spreads, as trends in sports tend to do? What if women in other sports adopt the grunt and all of a sudden a golf match sounds like " "HRRRGH!" " the seal exhibit at the zoo? And what happens if it spills over to men's sports? And from there over to real life? "AAAARRR!" Can you imagine Power Point presentations punctuated with grunts and groans? Can you imagine the plumber underneath your sink announcing his victory over that rusted, stubborn nut with a loud, groaning "IRRRFFFF!"? How about your wife, daughter, husband or son sounding as if they're coughing up a furball every time they lift a fork? Think you'd like that? "GRUHWOOF!" I didn't think so. |
thought i'd share this with you guys...its from the local rock station. scroll down for a mp3/wav of maria grunting/moaning - the dj's were loving it on the radio the other day 
you can listen to that on podcast
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/...ast?id=73801607
(june 28th podcast)
the second grunt/moan is my favorite.
http://93x.com/listingsEntry.asp?ID...PT=ms&HSPT=bits
you can listen to that on podcasthttp://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/...ast?id=73801607
(june 28th podcast)
the second grunt/moan is my favorite.
http://93x.com/listingsEntry.asp?ID...PT=ms&HSPT=bits
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Originally Posted by nredman
thought i'd share this with you guys...its from the local rock station. scroll down for a mp3/wav of maria grunting/moaning - the dj's were loving it on the radio the other day
you can listen to that on podcasthttp://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/...ast?id=73801607 (june 28th podcast) the second grunt/moan is my favorite. http://93x.com/listingsEntry.asp?ID...PT=ms&HSPT=bits |
Probably that DJ is a fat slob that hasn't tried an explosive sport ever.
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Probably that DJ is a fat slob that hasn't tried an explosive sport ever.
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actually i dont think they are fat slobs but okay
Nice titties. er. Nice title.
OT: Another person from Flint? I didn't think anybody here knew what a computer was!
Not from Flint. Durand, which is about 15 miles West of Flint.
But I have worked many years in Flint.
Can you actually buy computers in the city limits of Flint? I can't think of any place off the top of my head except maybe U of M's campus.
But I have worked many years in Flint.
Can you actually buy computers in the city limits of Flint? I can't think of any place off the top of my head except maybe U of M's campus.
Maria's 18. Of course she'll have the stray hormonal imbalance every now and then. All teenagers do.
she definitely takes roids...I'm guessing.
This one olympic weight lifter girl in my school took roids...she had a beard..haha girl.
This one olympic weight lifter girl in my school took roids...she had a beard..haha girl.
I just played tennis today for the first time and I sucked ass.
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Originally Posted by demograph68
I just played tennis today for the first time and I sucked ass.
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Keep at it. Make sure you work on control before trying to hit hard. It's a great sport—one you can play for the rest of your life.
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Originally Posted by lavar78
Keep at it. Make sure you work on control before trying to hit hard. It's a great sport—one you can play for the rest of your life.
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Amen. I've played since I was 6.
And tennis players don't take steroids. It would hurt them more than help them. Tennis is a game of endurance, mind power and agility, not strength.