Quote: Originally posted by Randman: Uhh, call the operator and have her place the call for you. Sexist bastard!

Why do we put up with this sh*t? Oh yeah... sex... foiled again! Matt Fahrenbacher

Her: "So what do you want to do today?" Me: "We could [go to a certain store, certain restaurant, certain movie, whatever]" Her: [Nodding] "We could do that." Translation: I don…

"Wow, that looks good..." (at dinner) -- I know I should have chosen that from the beginning; however, instead I'll waste the $40 dinner you are buying me and wait for you to offer…

"I don't normally do this. I don't want you to get the wrong idea about me" : I have yet to do this [thing] with you, today. [I forgot about this one, I hear it every time]

"We need to think things over." : I am giving you time for you to realize that things are over. "We need to think things over." [in another sense] : You choose the wrong choice, F…

Quote: Originally posted by hyperb0le: EDIT: God damn it, hit the reply button instead of edit... I'm not familiar with that one.....what does it mean when she s…

Quote: Originally posted by Rain: I don't think so. A "hi" is just a "hi". If you're neither an Englishman or gorgeous, perhaps your experience will be differe…

Why did she surprise you by flying to France? Everything ok?

I'll be there on Tuesday, but I'll have to borrow a friend's camera if I'm gonna take any pictures.

Heeeeeere France...

Quote: Originally posted by vmpaul: We've been Punk'd. No. Beatles songs are available but they're not the ones most people would know, since it's from their earli…

^ mmmkay

I am going Wednesday so can post some then if you like. My first one and no apple. Oh well. I have never posted pictures. Do I put them on my home page and add a link?

Quote: Originally posted by Spheric Harlot: It's funny how pretty much nobody has actually clicked the links, apparently. We've been Punk'd.

There are a couple of songs by The Beatles available on iTMS. Some early stuff including a rare Lennon-Harrison instrumental.

Quote: Originally posted by Stradlater: Yeah, I was wondering...clicking the link and then reading these messages... I just assumed folks were huge fans of the Chi…

Quote: Originally posted by Spheric Harlot: It's funny how pretty much nobody has actually clicked the links, apparently. Yeah, I was wondering...clicking the lin…

Quote: Originally posted by lil'babykitten: OY you! I had the exact same idea in mind! ZIMPHIRE: Spin. 100% silly. I never said it did you're projecting Rascist!!…

It's funny how pretty much nobody has actually clicked the links, apparently.

Quote: Originally posted by His Dudeness: Metallica, anyone? keep up. Metallica have had mp3's for download on their own site for years now.

It's impossible to make something idiot proof because they keep making better idiots.

Metallica, anyone?

Quote: Originally posted by Powaqqatsi: (or +) You learn something everday. (Just made some random French person's phone ring once)

Well, I won't be buying any of the tracks either as I already have all of the stuff on CD as well as a waist-high stack of LPs, EPs, and 45s. It's somewhat like the end of an era.…