Bahahaha, I forgot all about those pics. Good stuff. Juan's a pro at that tune.

engine: MSN query: oscar meyer weiner song rank: 10 result: http://photo.demonhood.com/mwsf2003/aau thought this relevent since it shows some of the macnn crew.

<tangent> Apart from the obvious ones, I appear to have people visiting me using Amigas. And why anyone on web TV would want to access my site escapes me. It's my portfoli…

"down the pants" rank: #66 on google image with safesearch on my site lacks many things. nudity being one of them. (similar to one of my previous ones) lick suck slide rank: #1 it…

Someone found my site with this: where to find sex pictures egypt or online girls from egypt don't know how. I've never even been to egypt. ;-)

shaking legs rank: #3 nothing too perverse about that one. braveheart costume rank: #1 on google image a very old and bad photoshop job on my part. quite popular search around hal…

lick suck drink ranked #2 it's appropriate, but i don't think it will "satisfy' the person doing the query.

My new weblogs don't show search queries, but the one I remember from my last system was "Quick+ways+to+assasinate+your+boss" God damn there are some creepy people on the net

topic bumped and cleaned up a bit. will post some queries i've gotten over the past 2 years once i sort thru my logfiles a bit more.

Quote: Originally posted by Harpy: ...I can only conclude that Swedes have a lot of pent-up frustration, possibly from trying to use the plastic tweezers in their little…

still keeping it alive... contortionist widowmaker (?? maybe related to the contract killer hits i keep getting) mac internet explorer download manager http redirect location …

if nobody else has any, i'll keep on going these are from today's logs: amusement+park+flasher (i'm number 2 on google!) nude+underwater+woman+picture this is the problem…

all leg related, all true: pictures of people with out legs shaking your legs oh wow, just found this one: legs jiggle jiggling shake shaking bounce bouncing wiggle wiggling -gi…

Hehehhee, this is a cool thread. A few years back, i was reading a 2600 and some dude sent a letter in saying he found a site that was a security hole in some major search engine.…

On the Harker Student Site (http://web.harker.org/) we had "How be a harker?" ?!

I thought I'd been getting away pretty clean, but then I got this hit from a Swedish search engine: My Little Pony Hate Page From this, I can only conclude that Swedes have a lot…

Truly hilarious. Read this from weblogs' Disturbing Search Requests: Quote: I like to joke with him about his "unhealthy" worship of unattainable women but who am I …

Quote: Originally posted by C-Eye: "Photoshop Beer Effect" I do believe that they were looking for Albert's signature. Quote: Pioneering the Drunken Circl…

there are strange individuals in this world. in all fairness, i do have those phrases in text on my page. i used them to make jokes about a trip i took to yosemite. but i'd rather…

If I had a dollar for everytime I've searched for various animals testicles then I'd have......about zero dollars. I want to smack the person that typed in squirell testicles.

Quote: Originally posted by Demonhood: the disturbing thing isn't that one person was possessed to search for this in google: elephant testicles ..the disturbing thing…

the disturbing thing isn't that one person was possessed to search for this in google: elephant testicles ..the disturbing things is that five people have searched for this exact…

"QTVR Porn" & "Photoshop Beer Effect" are two of the most strange searches I've had recently. I have neither on my site and I don't know what the hell a 'beer effect' is... X…

What, do sites like Google tell your site what they searched for? I don't know how it works. I'm no webmaster. Can anyone explain?

There's a whole website devoted to this topic at Disturbing Search Requests. It's some of the funniest sh*t I've ever read. [ 06-06-2001: Message edited by: Ralph_J ]