Joke Thread — #16
How do you kill a blind man.
You eat him.
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I F*cking Hate Windows Update!!!! — #16
Quote:
Originally posted by olePigeon:
God damn piece of f*cking sh*t!!!!
F**CK!$(^$!
So my computer keeps poping up that god damn Windows Update message in the corner…
Buying Seeds Online: You know what I mean. — #13
no violation of the agreement on MacNN?
I F*cking Hate Windows Update!!!! — #15
Quote:
Originally posted by kmkkid:
I don't think anyone actually cares what windows problems you're always having. Either your hardware is crap, or you're just daft whe…
Joke Thread — #15
If a blonde and a brunette jumped off the CN Tower at the exact same time, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, cause the blonde would have to stop and ask for directio…
Joke Thread — #14
Why's a firetruck red?
If someone pulled your hose, you'd be red too!
Childish I know, but still cute.
Joke Thread — #13
Q: whos the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
A: Christopher Walkin
Buying Seeds Online: You know what I mean. — #12
Quote:
Originally posted by tsuki:
some friends bought some from BC (for medical purposes of course) with great success.
http://www.emeryseeds.com/
Yeah, I've ord…
Joke Thread — #12
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side...
Buying Seeds Online: You know what I mean. — #11
some friends bought some from BC (for medical purposes of course) with great success.
http://www.emeryseeds.com/
Joke Thread — #11
what's the similarity between Woody Allen and Kodak film?
They both come in little yellow boxes
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What do you call cheese that is not yours?
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Joke Thread — #10
Quote:
Originally posted by iNub:
One day, a Catholic priest met one of his old high-school friends who he hadn't seen since graduation... ...said, "You know what? You …
Joke Thread — #9
One day, a Catholic priest met one of his old high-school friends who he hadn't seen since graduation. The priest noticed that his friend had remained a potty mouth, but being a Go…
Buying Seeds Online: You know what I mean. — #10
it makes her very, very, happy.
Buying Seeds Online: You know what I mean. — #9
Quote:
Originally posted by AKcrab:
Ever consume a caffeinated beverage? Take aspirin? Smoke? Have a beer?
:drug addict:
eat CHOCOLATE!?
ever see what that *…
Buying Seeds Online: You know what I mean. — #8
Quote:
Originally posted by Ratm:
>:-(
Ever consume a caffeinated beverage? Take aspirin? Smoke? Have a beer?
:drug addict:
Joke Thread — #8
what worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?
a dead baby in ten garbage cans.
Joke Thread — #7
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and…
Buying Seeds Online: You know what I mean. — #7
Quote:
Originally posted by Ratm:
>:-(
:drug addict:
[Dr. Evil] Right... [/Dr. Evil]
Buying Seeds Online: You know what I mean. — #6
Quote:
Originally posted by wolfen:
Anyone here ever buy seeds online? Nudge Nudge, wink wink.
>:-(
:drug addict:
Joke Thread — #6
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Joke Thread — #5
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.
Bill Clinton suddenly picked u…
Where is winter?!?! — #39
Quote:
Originally posted by House Stark:
Winter Is Coming
Hopefully a couple people out there know what I am talking about
Where is winter?!?! — #38
waxcrash, it's not winter if you can see the road.
Joke Thread — #4
Why is Micheal Jackson like a carrier bag?
They're both made of plastic and should be kept away from children!