Quote: Originally posted by The Godfather: If you don't eat your meat, you cannot have any pudding!!! Pink Floyd, The Wall "how can you have any pudding if you d…

Quote: Originally posted by Misanthrope: Great reference, but those were two different scenes. I gave the edited version...

I am having pre-Job keynote jitters. To you, I recommend getting to the interview early.

Quote: Originally posted by Cipher13: Cure for pre-job interview jitters? Beer. No, no and no. That makes you belchy and gassy, two characteristics almost never …

Quote: Originally posted by Demonhat: Well, I hope you choke on your vomit and die! Ooo. Ca$hie Boy, that you? -s*

Quote: Originally posted by Mastrap: Don't drink iced water. The cold will irritate your stomach. Get yourself a coke, open and stir until it is completely flat. Drink. …

Cure for pre-job interview jitters? Beer.

Quote: Originally posted by Ghoser777: "Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight. You've got to kick at the darkness till ot bleeds day light." Lovers in …

Quote: Originally posted by gorickey: [Garth fears throwing up if he talks to his dream girl.] Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's …

LOL. I see the point about a hole.. but why take the time to do that when you can just well um yeah. err.. ok that's gross..

Quote: Originally posted by acadian: Unless your poo is composed of solid cobalt, it should have just bent, twisted and coiled itself around like a soft serve ice cream…

[Garth fears throwing up if he talks to his dream girl.] Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was nev…

Actually, one of the best ways to rehydrate is as follows: 1 litre of water 1 teaspoon of salt 8 teaspoons of sugar This is common knowledge in tropical countries where …

yes, you can get in trouble.. by trouble, I mean you can get charged for useage and or possibly have your contract cancelled. I've heard some cases of this. I have SprintPCS Visio…

Quote: Originally posted by effgee: (don't forget to thank him/her for the interview) the next day, This is really, really, really important. I've interviewed m…

Thanks everybody, keep 'em comin'. I leave the night job in 2 hours, have a 50-minute commute, then hope to get some rest. FYI-- The job is an airline communications job. I follo…

Quote: Originally posted by Mastrap: Don't drink iced water. The cold will irritate your stomach. Get yourself a coke, open and stir until it is completely flat. Drink. …

"Be sure that what you dream of, won't come to haunt you out"-Bush-Headful of Ghosts "Who wouldn't be the one you love? WHo wouldn't stand inside your love."-The Smashing Pumpkins…

Hmmm, let's see here - an interview, I love going to interviews. I've been sitting on both sides of the table plenty of times, as the interviewer and as the interviewee - there rea…

I originally through this thread was a little ridiculous because you were jittery over Jobs keynote tomorrow. I find turning down the lights and putting on some good jazz from the…

There is a saying in yoga: When you can control your breath, you can control everything. Stretch out on the floor on your back. Use a pillow under your head, maybe also put pillo…

In 11 hours and 39 minutes, not that I'm counting, I'll be interviewing for my dream job. I'm nervous as hell, because I really want it. The problems? Since learning I landed the …

Quote: Well, I hope you choke on your vomit and die! Assclown. Quote: Do I suck ASS? Most certainly yes. Anyway, best thing is bu…

Quote: Originally posted by dillerX: i see your joke on a joke and raise you a riddle. **** that�I fold.

Quote: Originally posted by Demonhat: Well, I hope you choke on your vomit and die!