Quote: Originally posted by Sealobo: Didn't think it was a joke on top of another joke? i see your joke on a joke and raise you a riddle.

Thanks, I can't believe I somehow missed that, pretty funny!

Quote: Originally posted by Stradlater: Didn't think it was a joke? Didn't think it was a joke on top of another joke?

From this week's This is true: Quote: THIS WEEK'S HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE goes to Phillip Goldman. A computer wizard from an early age, Goldman created "Multifinder", a p…

I just downloaded and installed this nifty little program that enables my Treo 600 to act as a wireless modem with OS X. It works great and I get great download speeds, but I'm a l…

Quote: Originally posted by undotwa: Without the circumflex it does not print because of censoring. The **** it will (sorry mods...)

Well, I hope you choke on your vomit and die!

Don't drink iced water. The cold will irritate your stomach. Get yourself a coke, open and stir until it is completely flat. Drink. Best remedy there is for an upset stomach and …

usually when you feel the need to throw up, it usually makes you feel better to just throw up... the more you hold it back, the worse it gets, and the more possibility that the thi…

Thanks guys !! It's over. I was actually editing "a play by play" to "anymore play by play" when the final compulsion hit. I hit 'Post' and ran. I feel 10 times better now and …

Even though you don't feel like it, drink lots.

Yikes. Don't really have any advice, but good luck when you finally up-chuck.

... seriously. I rarely get sick. But I've been feeling it coming on for the last two hours or so. I hope its related to something I ate and not the beginning of the dreaded flu…

Quote: Originally posted by amsalpemkcus: wrong. wrong. wrong. http://homepage.mac.com/steve/Resume.html Didn't think it was a joke?

Quote: Originally posted by ryju: LOL..

Quote: Originally posted by cambolo: I want to watch Steve's presentation. How can I do it? They put the link back up today (?). Ignore/forgive these animals -- …

Unless your poo is composed of solid cobalt, it should have just bent, twisted and coiled itself around like a soft serve ice cream cone. Freak.

You dig a hole first you tit.

egh, your wife is naked.....big deal... as for the other thing...when I was sysadmin at a college I once upon a time taught at we'd have loads of fun with Airport and Apple Remot…

Quote: Originally posted by Socially Awkward Solo: I take it you had no pants around your ankles. That's formally called "ankle_brains" you know....

I take it you had no pants around your ankles.

Well, I was taking a camping trip with some friends out in the outback, when I needed to go do a poo. I was like yeah, big deal, if nature calls, nature calls. So I took some toil…

OMG, this thread has gone this far without anything from Dylan? Here goes: "I wish for just one moment, you could stand inside my shoes, you'd see what a drag it is to see you" "…

"When everything feels like the movies, yea you'd bleed just to know you're alive" - Goo Goo Dolls "Iris" "Like in your eyes, I see my future in an instant/And in your eyes, I se…

Tool: "One great big festering neon distraction." -Aenima