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Originally posted by cambolo:
I want to watch Steve's presentation. How can I do it?
They put the link back up today (?). Ignore/forgive these animals -- …
If a blonde and a brunette jumped off the CN Tower at the exact same time, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, cause the blonde would have to stop and ask for directio…
what's the similarity between Woody Allen and Kodak film?
They both come in little yellow boxes
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What do you call cheese that is not yours?
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Originally posted by undotwa:
Without the circumflex it does not print because of censoring.
I know, I know. It was an inside joke from another thread.
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Originally posted by dtriska:
Satellite coordinates come with the press release announcing the QuickTime stream. For example, here's last year's info: http://www…
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Originally posted by iNub:
One day, a Catholic priest met one of his old high-school friends who he hadn't seen since graduation... ...said, "You know what? You …
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Originally posted by brapper:
Steve Jobs is the creator of the Windows OS.
he's very anti-mac, so i don't know why we're talking about him.
wrong. wrong. …
MacNNNetworkingby amsalpemkcusSun, 4 Jan 2004 - 20:29
One day, a Catholic priest met one of his old high-school friends who he hadn't seen since graduation. The priest noticed that his friend had remained a potty mouth, but being a Go…
Satellite coordinates come with the press release announcing the QuickTime stream. For example, here's last year's info: http://www.apple.com/pr/library/200...worldalert.html
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Originally posted by brapper:
Steve Jobs is the creator of the Windows OS.
he's very anti-mac, so i don't know why we're talking about him.
He's the Anti-…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and…