Hmmm, let's see here - an interview, I love going to interviews. I've been sitting on both sides of the table plenty of times, as the interviewer and as the interviewee - there rea…

I originally through this thread was a little ridiculous because you were jittery over Jobs keynote tomorrow. I find turning down the lights and putting on some good jazz from the…

There is a saying in yoga: When you can control your breath, you can control everything. Stretch out on the floor on your back. Use a pillow under your head, maybe also put pillo…

In 11 hours and 39 minutes, not that I'm counting, I'll be interviewing for my dream job. I'm nervous as hell, because I really want it. The problems? Since learning I landed the …

Thanks, I can't believe I somehow missed that, pretty funny!

From this week's This is true: Quote: THIS WEEK'S HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE goes to Phillip Goldman. A computer wizard from an early age, Goldman created "Multifinder", a p…

I just downloaded and installed this nifty little program that enables my Treo 600 to act as a wireless modem with OS X. It works great and I get great download speeds, but I'm a l…

Quote: Originally posted by waxcrash: There is a Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi on the street corner. A little boy runs by and the priest says to the the rabbi, "Let…

There is a Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi on the street corner. A little boy runs by and the priest says to the the rabbi, "Let's screw him." The rabbi responds, "Out of what?"

Btw: Yes, you do. Badly.

How do you kill a blind man. You eat him.

Unless your poo is composed of solid cobalt, it should have just bent, twisted and coiled itself around like a soft serve ice cream cone. Freak.

If a blonde and a brunette jumped off the CN Tower at the exact same time, who would hit the ground first? The brunette, cause the blonde would have to stop and ask for directio…

Why's a firetruck red? If someone pulled your hose, you'd be red too! Childish I know, but still cute.

You dig a hole first you tit.

Q: whos the opposite of Christopher Reeves? A: Christopher Walkin

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side...

egh, your wife is naked.....big deal... as for the other thing...when I was sysadmin at a college I once upon a time taught at we'd have loads of fun with Airport and Apple Remot…

Quote: Originally posted by Socially Awkward Solo: I take it you had no pants around your ankles. That's formally called "ankle_brains" you know....

I take it you had no pants around your ankles.

Well, I was taking a camping trip with some friends out in the outback, when I needed to go do a poo. I was like yeah, big deal, if nature calls, nature calls. So I took some toil…

OMG, this thread has gone this far without anything from Dylan? Here goes: "I wish for just one moment, you could stand inside my shoes, you'd see what a drag it is to see you" "…

what's the similarity between Woody Allen and Kodak film? They both come in little yellow boxes --------------------------------------- What do you call cheese that is not yours? …

"When everything feels like the movies, yea you'd bleed just to know you're alive" - Goo Goo Dolls "Iris" "Like in your eyes, I see my future in an instant/And in your eyes, I se…

Tool: "One great big festering neon distraction." -Aenima