Quote: Originally posted by scaught: i never thought it was that funny. /predictable I'm with ya.

Quote: Originally posted by iNub: One day, a Catholic priest met one of his old high-school friends who he hadn't seen since graduation... ...said, "You know what? You …

"Pinocchio's now a boy who wants to turn back into a toy" -Rufus Wainwright-Vibrate "Now I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and it pleased the Lord, but you do…

"Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight. You've got to kick at the darkness till ot bleeds day light." Lovers in a Dangerous Time BNL Matt Fahrenbacher

One day, a Catholic priest met one of his old high-school friends who he hadn't seen since graduation. The priest noticed that his friend had remained a potty mouth, but being a Go…

This one's almost too good to post just a little. But, in the name of actually having my post *read*, I'm going to post a little of it. Quote: The Hell Of It by Paul Williams…

I like Erik's. Hey, Erik - feel like making one for me?

Quote: Originally posted by euchomai: Man, years ago when that came out, I laughed so much. That is a cult classic! Though I haven't watched it in a while, it st…

what worse than a dead baby in a garbage can? a dead baby in ten garbage cans.

Quote: Originally posted by wolfen: All from the same song. You know what song and who it is... wolfen "The Logical Song" A couple of my favorites: You don't n…

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and…

Quote: Originally posted by Eug: Yeah, I generally hate those monstrous sigs, but I must say I do like this one: --big gif-- From Our Lady Peace's "Spiritual Mac…

Quote: Originally posted by Eug Wanker: I dragged my GF into a Mac store when I was looking for a PowerBook. Bored, she decided to check out some of the monitors. On the…

Quote: Originally posted by scaught: i remember i found some naked girl jpgs on a walkup computer at a kinkos. i made them the desktop image and left. I dragged my …

How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear. Bill Clinton suddenly picked u…

Quote: Originally posted by scaught: i remember i found some naked girl jpgs on a walkup computer at a kinkos. i made them the desktop image and left.

When they ring you to pick it up, send your wife

i remember i found some naked girl jpgs on a walkup computer at a kinkos. i made them the desktop image and left.

I voted for #2. Very OS X.

Anybody who puts a pic of their wife naked on their cell phone deserves to have the phone break...

I've been to many, many, many other forums with signatures more out of control then that. But HoFo is a great resource site.

Why is Micheal Jackson like a carrier bag? They're both made of plastic and should be kept away from children!

heh, that forum is PROOF sig guidelines rock. -Owl

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys to Men (The Group)? Because he thought it was a delivery service.