Sad attempt at humor

Back when Charter let me have the interweb without getting the television service I never had cable. But when I wanted to raise the bandwidth a bit they MADE me get a package that …

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Good for you, I guess. I've known a few people not have TV's. They're always so proud of themselves and trumpet the fact to anyone who'll listen. Personally, I've never watched …

i think plasma cutters are the closest thing we have to light sabers today.

Now they just make a car power adapter for it and we are good to go!

And it uses a old graphlex flash tube holder like the original star wars lightsabres used as well! How is that for coincidence.

Quote: Originally posted by Xeo: can run for up to but not exceeding 13 seconds. haha Yeah, that part got me laughing

can run for up to but not exceeding 13 seconds. haha

Sound so cool but sad it's fake

You aren't missing anything important. Well, except for boxing. I've trekked out to the TV to watch boxing and the UFC for the past few Wednesdays. I'll see how long that lasts. Ot…

I don't understand....so how can I get a year of TV for free?

Runs on 53 AAA batteries http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i5465

Quote: Originally posted by wolfen: Yes, this marks the anniversary of me not having TV. If it's not on NPR or CNN, I have no ide what's going on. It's glorious. Late…

I don't watch TV often and when I do it's just to pass the time. I rarely even care about what I'm watching. I usually just acquire the few episodes of shows a week that I don't wa…

Last I checked, CNN is a TV channel.

I don't watch much TV, except for the news, weather, and occasionally the History channel. The only thing outside of that has been seasons 1 and 2 of 24 on DVD. I'm glad I finished…

Quote: Originally posted by wolfen: If it's not on NPR or CNN, I have no ide what's going on. Tell me, am I missing anything? More fitting, it should read, 'I have…

Yeah, you're obviously not a sports fan. The thought of going without football (only a couple months to go!) makes me physically ill. Whenever you do get a TV again, skip the BS …

Quote: Originally posted by wolfen: Tell me, am I missing anything? Yes, the Atlantic League All-Star game next week...hurry...

Yes, this marks the anniversary of me not having TV. If it's not on NPR or CNN, I have no ide what's going on. It's glorious. Latest commercial? Not a clue. Stupidest sitcom? …

1998 was a bad year for matias

Quote: Originally posted by Rain: That's pretty cool. Kinda makes me want to get marry and start a family just so I can do that, heh. Me too� I must start my ow…

Quote: Originally posted by Rain: That's pretty cool. Kinda makes me want to get marry and start a family just so I can do that, heh. ditto.

Quote: Originally posted by starman: They were doing something like this 15 years ago in Sam Goody stores. You could walk up, order a cassette tape, and have it made on …