Canada/US Final at World Juniors... — #7
Marc-Andre Fleury.
YOU FOOL.
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Joke Thread — #21
A blonde is walking around a lake. She looks over to the other side and sees another blond standing on the opposite shore.
She yells across the water "How do I get over there?"
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Joke Thread — #20
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Originally posted by Demonhat:
How do you kill a blind man.
You eat him.
Ca$h?
Joke Thread — #19
Quote:
Originally posted by waxcrash:
There is a Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi on the street corner. A little boy runs by and the priest says to the the rabbi, "Let…
Joke Thread — #18
There is a Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi on the street corner. A little boy runs by and the priest says to the the rabbi, "Let's screw him." The rabbi responds, "Out of what?"
Joke Thread — #17
Btw: Yes, you do. Badly.
Joke Thread — #16
How do you kill a blind man.
You eat him.
Joke Thread — #15
If a blonde and a brunette jumped off the CN Tower at the exact same time, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, cause the blonde would have to stop and ask for directio…
Joke Thread — #14
Why's a firetruck red?
If someone pulled your hose, you'd be red too!
Childish I know, but still cute.
Joke Thread — #13
Q: whos the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
A: Christopher Walkin
Joke Thread — #12
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side...
Joke Thread — #11
what's the similarity between Woody Allen and Kodak film?
They both come in little yellow boxes
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What do you call cheese that is not yours?
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Joke Thread — #10
Quote:
Originally posted by iNub:
One day, a Catholic priest met one of his old high-school friends who he hadn't seen since graduation... ...said, "You know what? You …
Joke Thread — #9
One day, a Catholic priest met one of his old high-school friends who he hadn't seen since graduation. The priest noticed that his friend had remained a potty mouth, but being a Go…
Joke Thread — #8
what worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?
a dead baby in ten garbage cans.
Joke Thread — #7
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and…
If you like best photos, don't miss this. — #9
Quote:
Originally posted by keekeeree:
Hey...don't knock it. First prize IS the thrift store ceramic...I mean "lovely hand-made China Blue vase."
But I will give credi…
If you like best photos, don't miss this. — #8
Quote:
Originally posted by SomeToast:
Best composition to make use of mouse pads and thrift store ceramics. A++++++++!
Thank you. As you say composition, I thi…
Joke Thread — #6
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Joke Thread — #5
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.
Bill Clinton suddenly picked u…
Joke Thread — #4
Why is Micheal Jackson like a carrier bag?
They're both made of plastic and should be kept away from children!
Joke Thread — #3
Why did Michael Jackson call Boys to Men (The Group)?
Because he thought it was a delivery service.
If you like best photos, don't miss this. — #7
I know this is NOT for everyone... :-)
Cheers.
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Originally posted by Stradlater:
honestly...
If you like best photos, don't miss this. — #6
I share my website and photos in many many other areas including commerical advertisement.
So many many... :-)
Quote:
Originally posted by euchomai:
Good lord man, h…
If you like best photos, don't miss this. — #5
Quote:
Originally posted by SomeToast:
Best composition to make use of mouse pads and thrift store ceramics. A++++++++!
Hey...don't knock it. First prize IS the …