Joke Thread — #18
There is a Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi on the street corner. A little boy runs by and the priest says to the the rabbi, "Let's screw him." The rabbi responds, "Out of what?"
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Joke Thread — #17
Btw: Yes, you do. Badly.
Joke Thread — #16
How do you kill a blind man.
You eat him.
Joke Thread — #15
If a blonde and a brunette jumped off the CN Tower at the exact same time, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, cause the blonde would have to stop and ask for directio…
Joke Thread — #14
Why's a firetruck red?
If someone pulled your hose, you'd be red too!
Childish I know, but still cute.
Joke Thread — #13
Q: whos the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
A: Christopher Walkin
Joke Thread — #12
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side...
Joke Thread — #11
what's the similarity between Woody Allen and Kodak film?
They both come in little yellow boxes
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What do you call cheese that is not yours?
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Joke Thread — #10
Quote:
Originally posted by iNub:
One day, a Catholic priest met one of his old high-school friends who he hadn't seen since graduation... ...said, "You know what? You …
Joke Thread — #9
One day, a Catholic priest met one of his old high-school friends who he hadn't seen since graduation. The priest noticed that his friend had remained a potty mouth, but being a Go…
Joke Thread — #8
what worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?
a dead baby in ten garbage cans.
Joke Thread — #7
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and…
Joke Thread — #6
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Joke Thread — #5
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.
Bill Clinton suddenly picked u…
Joke Thread — #4
Why is Micheal Jackson like a carrier bag?
They're both made of plastic and should be kept away from children!
Joke Thread — #3
Why did Michael Jackson call Boys to Men (The Group)?
Because he thought it was a delivery service.
Joke Thread — #2
two guys walked into a bar...
youd think the second guy would have seen it coming!
Joke Thread — #1
It's been awhile since we had a joke thread. Here are a few to get things started:
Two blondes were taking a test. They sat down, stared at their papers. The first question read:…
Canada/US Final at World Juniors... — #6
This worries me not. Canada dominates the world in hockey, as is proper. We will destroy the US.
At least we'll be able to beat them in SOMETHING for crying out loud. I'm glad …
Canada/US Final at World Juniors... — #5
Quote:
Originally posted by acadian:
Montoya stood up and stole that game against the Finns for you. It'll be interesting to see how he stands up to 4 lines of raw Canad…
Canada/US Final at World Juniors... — #4
Quote:
Originally posted by CaseCom:
Hockey, I take it?
yeah..
Canada/US Final at World Juniors... — #3
Hockey, I take it?
Canada/US Final at World Juniors... — #2
Quote:
Originally posted by acadian:
Montoya stood up and stole that game against the Finns for you. It'll be interesting to see how he stands up to 4 lines of raw Canad…
Canada/US Final at World Juniors... — #1
Montoya stood up and stole that game against the Finns for you. It'll be interesting to see how he stands up to 4 lines of raw Canadian power in the final though. Should be an inte…
PB12-inch Rev - What Temp should fan turn on — #1
Quick questions. Does anyone know at about what temp the fan on the PB12-inch Rev B should turn on? Mine starts at 52 celcius. Also when I play games (Tiger Woods 2003) my temp goe…