An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and…

How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear. Bill Clinton suddenly picked u…

Why is Micheal Jackson like a carrier bag? They're both made of plastic and should be kept away from children!

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys to Men (The Group)? Because he thought it was a delivery service.

two guys walked into a bar... youd think the second guy would have seen it coming!

It's been awhile since we had a joke thread. Here are a few to get things started: Two blondes were taking a test. They sat down, stared at their papers. The first question read:…

This worries me not. Canada dominates the world in hockey, as is proper. We will destroy the US. At least we'll be able to beat them in SOMETHING for crying out loud. I'm glad …

Quote: Originally posted by acadian: Montoya stood up and stole that game against the Finns for you. It'll be interesting to see how he stands up to 4 lines of raw Canad…

Quote: Originally posted by CaseCom: Hockey, I take it? yeah..

Hockey, I take it?

Quote: Originally posted by acadian: Montoya stood up and stole that game against the Finns for you. It'll be interesting to see how he stands up to 4 lines of raw Canad…

Montoya stood up and stole that game against the Finns for you. It'll be interesting to see how he stands up to 4 lines of raw Canadian power in the final though. Should be an inte…

Quick questions. Does anyone know at about what temp the fan on the PB12-inch Rev B should turn on? Mine starts at 52 celcius. Also when I play games (Tiger Woods 2003) my temp goe…

My fan turns on around 46C. I've hit low 60s before doing various intensive things like ripping a lot of CDs, using a lot of graphic apps, etc.

The cube effect in panther used for switching users is pretty darn cool. This effect was implemented with iPhoto slide shows in the iLife 04 package. I want to have thie effect a…

Would SnapzPro (by Ambrosia) do this? It records movies well i think.

Stricken your Mac on 3�21

oh yeah, meet the team!

Is all I have to say!

Wow, we actually get a date with a preview? What an unusual thing!

i hate mystery threads. haven't got a clue what this thread is about. JoE950 wanna quit with mysterious ooh aah stuff and let us older folks in on the point of this thread with…

There's a date for when it'll be out, a link, and a site with previews of the theme that will be out on said date... What's not to get?

sorry but i think mystery is fun! subtle is so much better than bold.

I guess no one's used the original for Jag?