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WTF Britney?!
· Software · 50 posts · Jul 6, 2004 — Jul 7, 2004 View original thread ↗
To all the "Eww, gross"/ hit-it-with-a-baseball-bat posters:

Great sex does not require a partner that looks like she belongs on MTV....ugly people are having incredible sex, and you'll never know how freaky that girl with the pimples and the chubby legs that you know can be because you won't let yourself get past the wrapping paper.

That's a lot more pathetic than going out in public looking like this.
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Originally posted by spacefreak:
It is Britney, and there are plenty more pics of her smoking, If you need absolute verification.


I'm not sure people are disputing that info. She just looks... a little bit different. Maybe she really was knocked up by that guy she is marrying (not that a woman has to get pregnant to not look *perfect* when not in makeup)

Matt Fahrenbacher
Just goes to show what a little airbrush and some photoshop has been doing for her all these years.
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Originally posted by Ghoser777:
I'm not sure people are disputing that info. She just looks... a little bit different. Maybe she really was knocked up by that guy she is marrying (not that a woman has to get pregnant to not look *perfect* when not in makeup)
Maybe I'm just used to seeing hot celebrity chicks without their makeup, usually in the morning.

Perhaps the worst looking "in-the-morning" hottie is Cameron Diaz. Her face is like the Grand Canyon, though most of us only see her and her photos after she has had a few pounds of makeup base caked on her face.

Good kisser, though.
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Originally posted by wolfen:
Just goes to show what a little airbrush and some photoshop has been doing for her all these years.
... and every other female celebrity over the age of 21.
dudes. dudes.

1. you mean she doesnt look the same in real life as she does in those videos and fancy airbrushed still shots?

2. her "voice" is hardly on those albums of hers anyway. she could smoke like a chimney and i dont think it would change a ****ing thing.
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Originally posted by scaught:

2. her "voice" is hardly on those albums of hers anyway. she could smoke like a chimney and i dont think it would change a ****ing thing.


Indeed, we won't be ****ing her one way or another.

Matt Fahrenbacher
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Originally posted by Ghoser777:
She hasn't *aged* well? I'm 22 and if I recall... she's essentially my age. Maybe it's just me, but I look mostly the same as I did 4-6 years ago.
Matt Fahrenbacher


Wow, you should see a doctor. If you're 22 and you look like you're 16... YOU haven't aged well, either.
No, I just looked grown up when I was 16. Besides shaving, I haven't put on much weight (ten pounds at the most), my frame hasn't changed, my hair style isn't racially different... pretty much the same old look. Perhaps I should update that at some point, but at least physically I've seen no change (minus shaving).

Maybe that's just me.

Matt Fahrenbacher
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Originally posted by Ghoser777:
my hair style isn't racially different...
black, white, asian, hispanic, you pick the race!
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Originally posted by velodev:
You mean... "Nice leg". You can tell she had surgery on her left knee, especially with the atrophy in the thigh.


Did you see the scar?
What kind of butcher did that?
She of all people should be able to find a good surgeon.
Turn away quickly.
She's still hotter than Hilary Duff.

(OMG, I trolled on the Internet just now.)
I thought it was known trailer trash ages exponentially.
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Originally posted by chalk_outline:
I thought it was known trailer trash ages exponentially.


First hand experience ?

-t
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Originally posted by MindFad:
She's still hotter than Hilary Duff.

(OMG, I trolled on the Internet just now.)

omghi2u
and to Britney:


Isn't Google great. You type "britney chimp" and look what you get

Looks kinda similar I think...

.. you still would after a few frothy-ones though. You know you would.
APU WOULD HIT THAT.�
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