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Morgan Webb on Maxim

· Software · 50 posts · Jul 8, 2004 — Nov 6, 2004 View original thread ↗

#31 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 16:56

Yeah the FHM pics look lots better, probably cuz they've been Photoshoped, I'd hit it under the influence.

#32 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:09

cool.. what's next?

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Anything else you�d like to share with your new male fans?
Don�t look at my chest. Or at least pretend you�re not looking, �cause I can tell when you�re doing it.

#33 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:18

She's not too bad. I mean, the video game hotness thing is a very good perk. Plus, she is quite attractive.

#34 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:28

She was once a man, right? Seriously.. I'd first have to be blind before I'd hit that.

#35 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:28

^^^ Opinions aside, I'm sure you'd throw her out of bed. rite?

I'm not one to usually say this, but she's got an unbelivable set of legs. (and judging by that black skirt pict, a hell of an ass too. ahem)

But unfortunately, seeing as TechTV is now past the point of no return, the Screen Savers has turned into a flaming shitfest (which was her original gig I believe), and her current show is just flat out stupid, she's retreated to the "hay guyz i have tits" routine.

It'll go to her head at some point, and that's when the nudes will start to arrive.

Hell, it's almost a formula.

#36 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:30

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Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
She was once a man, right? Seriously.. I'd first have to be blind before I'd hit that.

shes fugly.

#37 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:33

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Originally posted by CD Hanks:
^^^ Opinions aside, I'm sure you'd throw her out of bed. rite?

She'd never get to my bed. I'm very particular about women.

#38 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:35

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Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
She'd never get to my bed. I'm very particular about women.

As am I. But you really just gotta let some things slide.

I guess this is where all the superior internet males and internet tough guys come out of the woodwork to proclaim their better tastes in women to make the rest of us feel like we now have rolemodels to admonish.

#39 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:44

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Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
She'd never get to my bed. I'm very particular about women.

And believe me, I'm sure she wouldn't jump into yours, either.

#40 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:48

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Originally posted by starman:
And believe me, I'm sure she wouldn't jump into yours, either.

Why? Does being a commercial whore somehow make your sexier than regular old slobs? Rip your head away from the porn and you'll see the only difference between her and all the women who aren't idolized is a professional photographer, a makeup artist, and photoshop.

#41 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:53

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Originally posted by CD Hanks:
As am I. But you really just gotta let some things slide.

I guess this is where all the superior internet males and internet tough guys come out of the woodwork to proclaim their better tastes in women to make the rest of us feel like we now have rolemodels to admonish.

why do you want to know if i have stairs in my house?

#42 Fri, 5 Nov 2004 - 23:54

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Originally posted by fireside:
why do you want to know if i have stairs in my house?

In your case, it no longer matters.

#43 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 00:11

He actually found the robots AYBABTU wannabe funny.

#44 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 00:12

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Originally posted by ambush:
He actually found the robots AYBABTU wannabe funny.

what

#45 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 00:18

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Originally posted by CD Hanks:
what

We are here to protect you

space has a terrible power.

I push bread down their throat.... shoving is the answer

we are here to protect you...

do you have stairs in your house?

http://www.jonathonrobinson.com/3.0/web/webtsos.html

#46 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 00:42

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Originally posted by CD Hanks:
In your case, it no longer matters.

so its one of those "if you have you ask you wouldn't understand" kinda things?

#47 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 00:48

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Originally posted by ambush:
We are here to protect you

space has a terrible power.

I push bread down their throat.... shoving is the answer

we are here to protect you...

do you have stairs in your house?

http://www.jonathonrobinson.com/3.0/web/webtsos.html

Right, but without the correct answer...you get the idea.

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Originally posted by fireside:
so its one of those "if you have you ask you wouldn't understand" kinda things?

Precisely.

#48 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 00:54

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Originally posted by CD Hanks:
Precisely.

damnit. i hate that kinda crap.

#49 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 01:04

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Originally posted by TheBadgerHunter:
Why? Does being a commercial whore somehow make your sexier than regular old slobs? Rip your head away from the porn and you'll see the only difference between her and all the women who aren't idolized is a professional photographer, a makeup artist, and photoshop.

Ok, so I've been watching her on TechTV for THREE YEARS and all of a sudden she's a whore? Seriously, if I had what she did, I'd make a few bucks off it myself.

Mike

#50 Sat, 6 Nov 2004 - 01:19

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Originally posted by starman:
Ok, so I've been watching her on TechTV for THREE YEARS and all of a sudden she's a whore? Seriously, if I had what she did, I'd make a few bucks off it myself.

Mike

Yes, when you do maxim and other "mens" magazines you're pretty much a commercial whore. One step on a slippery slope at least.

Hey, I bet you already have a mannish face and shoulders. Boob-job and some makeup and you're there.