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If You Visited A Christian Forum?
· Software · 31 posts · Jul 18, 2004 — Jul 20, 2004 View original thread ↗
OK, perhaps it's for a Christian band, perhaps it's just a Christian site. Whatever so you find yourself on a Christian forum. What would you expect from the moderators?

What things do you think you could get away with what kinds of things don't you think would be able to get away with?
Any form of 'blasphemy' would probably result in immediate excommunication from the forum and perhaps burning at the stake...
Hmmm... OK... First ban all of the 12-year-old girls who were on your last Christian forum. Then...


Pretty much the same as here but with stronger language filters (but not so strong that the word "assume" comes out as "***ume").

Oh. And instant bans for anyone flaming the religion or trolling. But make sure you're not banning anyone who has genuine questions.
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Originally posted by itistoday:
Any form of 'blasphemy' would probably result in immediate excommunication from the forum and perhaps burning at the stake...


As opposed to a muslim forum, where one would get a virtual fatwa delivered to your email account, with a threat of possible beheading.

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Originally posted by Superchicken:
What would you expect from the moderators?
They'd banish you to hell for posting a thread "what if you visited a secular forum?"















Oh, some of you guys shouls sooooo visit Ship of Fools.

They're currently debating T-shirt slogans for the forums, and the most popular seems to be "I thought this was a Christian website!" - because of the number of times that phrase is uttered on the forums by clueless newbies.


A quote from a moderator on this thread:

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Clue to loser:
"kosher" is a Jewish term. Thus using it to describe Christian practices is what I was teasing you about. I thought that was pretty ****ing obvious, considering the added extrapolation. I guess you're just too much of a moronic loser to grasp even the most plainly stated joke.

Do the species a favour: don't breed.


That's not nearly the worst thing I've seen from them. (Incidentally, none of the above message was censored on the Ship, although it is here )


One final point... any Christian forum with this smiley: can't be bad


Amorya
The angel should be added here. Does that site have the devil as well?
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Originally posted by Randman:
The angel should be added here. Does that site have the devil as well?


The one I posted is an animation - the angel turns round to reveal the devil

The site does have both as static smileys too IIRC.
I'd expect a certain lack of openness and a certain amount of party line.
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Originally posted by Sherwin:
Pretty much the same as here but with stronger language filters (but not so strong that the word "assume" comes out as "***ume").


And assassinate comes out as ******inate.

And harass comes out as har***.

Like "ass" is such a bad word.
I got yelled at on my fave band's forum for telling someone that her assumption apparently only made an ass out of her. The funny thing is though, they have someone who preaches what she believes and she's a "Wiccan Christian" I asked her how she feels about the fact that her two deities hate each-other.
Now she's begun threatening me, apparently she thinks because I've told her she's an idiot (she is) that she can get the Canadian police to throw me in jail for hate speech. I told her there were so many problems with her threat I didn't know where to begin... and that I wasn't entirely afraid seeing as how my sister is doing her law articling at one of the best defence firms in the city.

Anyway currently the moderator of said forum is mad at me for arguing with the woman (stay at home mom, apparently bi polar, and I assume other things, extremely VIOLENT tendencies...). I'm tempted to ask the guy if he's an idiot or just stupid however, because this is actually not even the second time the woman has seriously threatened forum members.
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Originally posted by Superchicken:
OK, perhaps it's for a Christian band, perhaps it's just a Christian site. Whatever so you find yourself on a Christian forum. What would you expect from the moderators?

What things do you think you could get away with what kinds of things don't you think would be able to get away with?


dont have 68 in your username or talk about neons???
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Originally posted by Superchicken:
I got yelled at on my fave band's forum for telling someone that her assumption apparently only made an ass out of her. The funny thing is though, they have someone who preaches what she believes and she's a "Wiccan Christian" I asked her how she feels about the fact that her two deities hate each-other.
Now she's begun threatening me, apparently she thinks because I've told her she's an idiot (she is) that she can get the Canadian police to throw me in jail for hate speech. I told her there were so many problems with her threat I didn't know where to begin... and that I wasn't entirely afraid seeing as how my sister is doing her law articling at one of the best defence firms in the city.

Anyway currently the moderator of said forum is mad at me for arguing with the woman (stay at home mom, apparently bi polar, and I assume other things, extremely VIOLENT tendencies...). I'm tempted to ask the guy if he's an idiot or just stupid however, because this is actually not even the second time the woman has seriously threatened forum members.


I don't see how wiccan and christian deities hate each other but


I don't go to christian sites of any kind, most are highly biased and quite misguided. Disagree and they try to take what you said out of context to prove you are devil-spawn.
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Originally posted by Superchicken:
What things do you think you could get away with what kinds of things don't you think would be able to get away with?


Everbody would love each other.
In other words, no flamewars, no fun

-t
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Originally posted by KrazyEvilGoat:
I don't see how wiccan and christian deities hate each other but


I don't go to christian sites of any kind, most are highly biased and quite misguided. Disagree and they try to take what you said out of context to prove you are devil-spawn.


You don't go to many... but you know they're all misguided etc? Seems like you give them less of the benefit of the the doubt than you expect.

As for Wicca it's view of the ultimate being and creator is INCREDIBLY different from the Christian one. I'm not sure of much on the Wiccan side but the Christian God makes it clear that He hates the idea of other deities who would be worshipped by humans.

Thus unless you throw out a good chunk of each religion or pervert your understanding of them beyond recognition you can't merge the two. The idea of smogousborg religions is irritating if not idiotic.
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Originally posted by Superchicken:
The funny thing is though, they have someone who preaches what she believes and she's a "Wiccan Christian" I asked her how she feels about the fact that her two deities hate each-other.


And what deities are you referring to?
Hey that Michael W. Smith is some good stuff! Especially those Worship albums.

44 posts to go...
I don't know as much about Wicca as I'd like to (hey I'll learn after I learn php )

However from discussing with my Wiccan friends in high school (yes I know most wiccans would sigh at the mention of kids in high school.) There is at least the Goddess, who while I can't exactly talk to Wiccan doctrine, if you're also claiming Christianity (which I know a lot more about believe it or not) God makes it clear that He is at war with any other gods/goddesses, granted He doesn't say they actually exist, thus He hates the very idea of other deities.

And I imagine the Wiccan Goddess wouldn't take to kindly to someone else saying that nobody should love her, and that she had no hand in creation
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Originally posted by PacHead:
As opposed to a muslim forum, where one would get a virtual fatwa delivered to your email account, with a threat of possible beheading.


I know you joke but another forum I went to awhile back decided to troll a extreme muslim forum that was celebrating the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. You had to register. Which means email accounts were used to do so.

Well after the trollings, each person that participated got a nasty email threatening retaliation "Like you have never seen"

We eventually got ahold of the ISP it was hosted on and got it shut down.
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Originally posted by nredman:
dont have 68 in your username or talk about neons???


No, Cash is pretty much a atheist.
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Originally posted by Superchicken:
I got yelled at on my fave band's forum for telling someone that her assumption apparently only made an ass out of her. The funny thing is though, they have someone who preaches what she believes and she's a "Wiccan Christian" I asked her how she feels about the fact that her two deities hate each-other.

Wiccan Christian? What's that? I've heard of Angel Wicca before, but this isn't something I've ever encountered.
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Originally posted by Millennium:
Wiccan Christian? What's that? I've heard of Angel Wicca before, but this isn't something I've ever encountered.


I'm rather sure it's someone playing for both teams "just in case"

Aren't the christians going to be pissed when they get to heaven and everyone has fishnet stockings, all black, pointy hats and tons and tons of candles!
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Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:
Aren't the christians going to be pissed when they get to heaven and everyone has fishnet stockings, all black, pointy hats and tons and tons of candles!


And listen to the Cure, Souxie, and The Joy Division?

You sure we aren't talking about hell?

j/k
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Originally posted by Millennium:
Wiccan Christian? What's that? I've heard of Angel Wicca before, but this isn't something I've ever encountered.

Probably because most Wiccan aren't as seriously disturbed and down right unintelligent as this woman...
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Originally posted by Eriamjh:
And assassinate comes out as ******inate.

And harass comes out as har***.

Like "ass" is such a bad word.


Uh huh. Exactly. Worldfitness.com does just this. It's quite amusing when someone's talking about how to improve their ***.

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Originally posted by Zimphire:
And listen to the Cure, Souxie, and The Joy Division?

You sure we aren't talking about hell?


Sounds more like Manchester.
The ultimate mod!

There is more truth to that than you are willing to admit.
Actually reading the book of proverbs should be a prerequisite for any forum mod.
Make sure to provide some entertainment for non-believers. I'd start by recruiting some of these posters: Fundies Say The Darndest Things!
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