Bahahaha, I forgot all about those pics. 
Good stuff. Juan's a pro at that tune. 
Good stuff. Juan's a pro at that tune.
Bizarre Search Queries?
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Originally posted by Demonhood: and one for squirrel testicles and one for chipmunk testicles. why would you search for that? what exactly are they looking for? |
Probably someone who had been browsing FARK.com. There's a picture that posters there frequently use in their Photoshop contest entries, which is a squirrell prominently displaying his, um, nuts.
And from that site Ralph_J linked to:
"rate me while i f**k my cat"
WTF?
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Originally posted by Demonhood: the disturbing thing isn't that one person was possessed to search for this in google: elephant testicles ..the disturbing things is that five people have searched for this exact string thus far. and one for squirrel testicles and one for chipmunk testicles. why would you search for that? what exactly are they looking for? |
Recipes?
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Originally posted by Patrick: Probably someone who had been browsing FARK.com. There's a picture that posters there frequently use in their Photoshop contest entries, which is a squirrell prominently displaying his, um, nuts. |
The picture in question:
query: american history x quotes sex next week girlfriend fight
rank: #1
pretty specific. what they found on my site was a simple reference to the movie. and, i'm sure, repeated use of the word 'quotes', 'sex', 'next', 'week', and 'fight', in separate places.
query: men wearing phillips panties
rank: 124
wait...what?
rank: #1
pretty specific. what they found on my site was a simple reference to the movie. and, i'm sure, repeated use of the word 'quotes', 'sex', 'next', 'week', and 'fight', in separate places.
query: men wearing phillips panties
rank: 124
wait...what?
So, are those panties manufactured by Phillips the famous electronics company, or panties belonging to someone named Phillip?
Please clarify.
Please clarify.
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Originally posted by Xeo: What, do sites like Google tell your site what they searched for? I don't know how it works. I'm no webmaster. Can anyone explain? |
query: give me back my guts photo
rank: 4
thoughts: no, they're mine!!! all mine!!! you spilled em, fair and square.
rank: 4
thoughts: no, they're mine!!! all mine!!! you spilled em, fair and square.
Lets see here:
Chinese pancakes
star wars sex fetish (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
arrested jail cavity me
bofunk
yams yams yams
boobs piano
mastrap
g4me
online losers (HAHAHHAHHA)
rectom
girls school swim naked
bail bond girl
teh gibson (OMG OMGOMGOGFFLROFLROGGF)
being stripped video naked
blog unsw roundhouse (WTF)
catholic schoolgirls in trouble video
collage girl blow job
collage girl **** in school
enema buzz
the french suck (amelie says otherwise)
big **** men knowing
do guys get pms (huh)
george bush is a **** (HAH)
san antonio under wear
lizzie mcguire naked (yes please)
bitfly (oh dear...)
porn on disney channel
Oh, and the site which takes all these queries, is OMGWTFBBQ.net.
Chinese pancakes
star wars sex fetish (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
arrested jail cavity me
bofunk
yams yams yams
boobs piano
mastrap
g4me
online losers (HAHAHHAHHA)
rectom
girls school swim naked
bail bond girl
teh gibson (OMG OMGOMGOGFFLROFLROGGF)
being stripped video naked
blog unsw roundhouse (WTF)
catholic schoolgirls in trouble video
collage girl blow job
collage girl **** in school
enema buzz
the french suck (amelie says otherwise)
big **** men knowing
do guys get pms (huh)
george bush is a **** (HAH)
san antonio under wear
lizzie mcguire naked (yes please)
bitfly (oh dear...)
porn on disney channel
Oh, and the site which takes all these queries, is OMGWTFBBQ.net.
query: dildos strap onto nose
rank: 3
thoughts: well, i suppose that could be useful. but i'm fresh out, sorry.
query: harry wong quotes
rank: 3
thoughts: sorry, all i have is shaven wong quotes.
query: whorehouse of the immortals
rank: 2
thoughts: right this way mr.macleod.
rank: 3
thoughts: well, i suppose that could be useful. but i'm fresh out, sorry.
query: harry wong quotes
rank: 3
thoughts: sorry, all i have is shaven wong quotes.
query: whorehouse of the immortals
rank: 2
thoughts: right this way mr.macleod.
query: diapers powered by gallery
rank: 28
thoughts: and all these years i thought that diapers were powered by fecal matter.
rank: 28
thoughts: and all these years i thought that diapers were powered by fecal matter.
Demonhood, you certainly have more interesting logs than I have... damn that sounds perverted.
Maybe I should go google "Demonhood's Log"
Maybe I should go google "Demonhood's Log"
I have no site, I have no life, I have no squirrel testes (until late November), but dammit, for the love of all that is good and sweet in this world... keep. posting. queries.
Now. About those gallery powered diapers. Can I ge them in bulk? At BJs perhaps?
Now. About those gallery powered diapers. Can I ge them in bulk? At BJs perhaps?
I've never thought about checking my logs, but damn, there's another world out there inhabited by people I wouldn't want to know.
Here's what I found in my logs:
titro time travel 2036 1974 ibm
people who claim to time travel
suicide astral projection how
Here's what I found in my logs:
titro time travel 2036 1974 ibm
people who claim to time travel
suicide astral projection how
This will keep you all entertained :
http://www.metaspy.com/
...there are some very scary people out there....
http://www.metaspy.com/
...there are some very scary people out there....
query: can i sleep in my car
rank: 23
thoughts: yes, you can sleep in your car. hell, leave it running. that extra warmth sure makes ya drowsy, doesn't it.
query: funny birthday quotes for nuns
rank: 21
thoughts: i laughed at this because i imagined a nun sitting at a computer browsing my site full of perverse jokes.
rank: 23
thoughts: yes, you can sleep in your car. hell, leave it running. that extra warmth sure makes ya drowsy, doesn't it.
query: funny birthday quotes for nuns
rank: 21
thoughts: i laughed at this because i imagined a nun sitting at a computer browsing my site full of perverse jokes.
used trampolines
me suck want dog cocks
me suck want dog cocks
This thread rules. One night I had a few too many to drink and loaded up LimeWire just to laugh historically at the incoming search results. It's quite entertaining.
The SEX Edition!
query: +lovemobile +sexy
rank: 8
thoughts: this one actually is my fault. the page this search leads to reads: "Hey sexy, wanna take a ride in my lovemobile?"
query: "how to spoon" sex
rank: 6
thoughts: why they added the word 'sex' to this query, i'm not sure. i should be thanking my lucky stars it wasn't "how to spork" sex.
query: monkey+sex+velveeta+motor+oil+with+parsnip+gravy
rank: N/A
thoughts: oh my. this wasn't entered into a search engine, but into the internal search for my photo gallery page. if i had one shread of hope left for mankind, it would have vanished. good thing i'm a cynic eh.
query: "do whales have sex?"
rank: 2
thoughts: short answer: yes. long answer: ask your parents. tell them to use hand puppets.
query: +lovemobile +sexy
rank: 8
thoughts: this one actually is my fault. the page this search leads to reads: "Hey sexy, wanna take a ride in my lovemobile?"
query: "how to spoon" sex
rank: 6
thoughts: why they added the word 'sex' to this query, i'm not sure. i should be thanking my lucky stars it wasn't "how to spork" sex.
query: monkey+sex+velveeta+motor+oil+with+parsnip+gravy
rank: N/A
thoughts: oh my. this wasn't entered into a search engine, but into the internal search for my photo gallery page. if i had one shread of hope left for mankind, it would have vanished. good thing i'm a cynic eh.
query: "do whales have sex?"
rank: 2
thoughts: short answer: yes. long answer: ask your parents. tell them to use hand puppets.