Pedestrian Devastation

Pedestrian Devastation is a 1999 Klik & Play action game by Ryan Foltz, released under the Epic Banana label. The player takes the role of Agent Paroxysm, a self-styled protestor enforcement officer tasked with breaking up the city's pathetic and poorly organized street protests through pure pedestrian-focused mayhem.

Premise and tone

The Macintosh Garden description casts the game as deliberately over-the-top satire: Agent Paroxysm's job is to disperse demonstrators, and the title leans into the absurdity rather than presenting itself as a serious action sim.

Built in Klik & Play

The game was assembled in Klik & Play, the Europress drag-and-drop game maker that powered a generation of late-1990s shareware oddities, which sets expectations for sprite-based 2D action with simple scripted behaviors.

Platform support

It targets System 7.0 through 7.6 and Mac OS 9 across both 68k and PowerPC, and modern players run it without trouble under SheepShaver or Basilisk II emulation.

Distribution

The download is a 654.75 KB BinHex (.hqx) archive hosted on Macintosh Garden, where it currently carries a 4 of 5 community rating across four votes.