The Ultimate Flamefest

uh... You stink!

What's the difference between yogurt and Australia?
Yogurt has a real culture.

Whats the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
One less drunk.

You are an unintelligent boob.

Jesus was gay and god is dead.

I'd pull out the big guns, but I'd probably get warned for it since there's no valid reason. You stupid ****s.

Si joek: Why is english beer like fornicating in a canoe? Because it's f*cking close to water.

YOU, sir, are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

You are all diseased anal parasites with third grade reading levels. On top of that you all have diseased vaginas where your mouths would normaly be and you pass most of your time dreaming of how wonderful your lives could be if you made some friends and got out of the house more often!. I can invalidate any opinion or supposed "fact" you throw at me! I am the shining light of reason and intelligence in the sea of mellancolly idiocy that is MacNN! You may all take your yeast infected oral cavities elsewhere. This is MY house. You suckaaaaaz!

See that scar? It's from the coathanger.

I can top that.

You, are worse than Ca$h, MikeM at his creepiest, ALL the starwars characters together, and Demonhood's evil alter ego put together. So there.

Oh yeah, well guess who's right here with me in my room in my house in Montclair. You're girlfriend! She says hi. She'd get up, but she's naked.

cheerios, did i come to the right forum? this seems remarkably like another place we both know...

All of you are ... really cool people.

Damn it!

I wish all of you ... the very best.

Sheesh, I suck at this game

Even this topic is rated G.

G for goddamned weak like warm milk.

Liberals!!

So, in other words, I shouldn't bother correcting your spelling?

Oh, no, I cannot. I am sorry, but I cannot insult you, my dear simple MacNNers! How could I dream of extending such a courtesy to such wonderful, mindful, intelligent and cultured flock as yourselves? Nay, as much as you may crow and honk at me I shall not give in, for I do not know why you wish for me to follow you across this road, and I fear that in transit I shall find upon my honor a blackened, disgusting, tar-ridden set of tire treads. Like the chicken before the egg, and like the egg before the chicken, the likes of which I have seen many laid here, I am trapped in such a vicious cycle of poultry and dairy produce. This is not to say I disrespect your culture in any way. Indeed, I truly adore your cheeses, and how you cut them, and how can I forget the brilliant minds themselves that can produce such things? Your cows and chips make excellent fertilizer, and your tastes are most revolting in a highly revolutionary sense. Your spirit is wonderfully ovine, proud and pompuous, leaping forth to bray at this opressive master of the world, and then as joyfully leaping back to meet the shears and have your masters collect the wool. Or perhaps you are more like the dog: how robustly you bark when news cometh, o what oriental delicacies you make! So, as you see, my dear friends, I cannot possibly bring myself to insult you, my fellow, forum-browsing... wienersnitzchels.

What a ****ing bunch of ****ing ****** **** ***** **** *** ****! **** that **** and furthermore *** the **** up ********** ******* **** pile of ****** **** ******* so **** it.

MacNN in the future:

anyuser_1: "You, are worse than Ca$h, MikeM at his creepiest, ALL the starwars characters together, and Demonhood's evil alter ego put together. So there."

anyuser_2: "But they haven't been on these boards since 2002, nearly 20 years ago."

anyuser_1: "Yeah and it's still as fun as it was then......or maybe I should finally admit I have no life."



MikeM

Yeah, nice, but:

YO MOMMA!




'nuff said

Someone, page Kelly Hoogan

You degenerates couldn't out-flame a fourth-grader with ADD and a limited vocabulary. You're so stupid, you think TuPac Shakur is a Jewish holiday. You're a waste of skin, a waste of your parent's time. You would have better off if you stayed a gleam in your father's eye because at least your misery would have been over quickly. You're so mangy looking, homeless people stop you on the street and give you change. You missed your big shot at being something significant when your mother overslept and missed her appointment at the abortion clinic.

chris v, i see your bet... and raise you $10.

-r.

You remind me of Zimphire?

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i have all of you on ignore.