Do you prematurely ejaculate?

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Why, I have no idea what you're--




Sorry.

I knew this guy once who spewed from having a girl sit on his lap at a party. he freaked out and ran away, and everyone at the party got a kick out of the spot on the girls dress.

The next day, at football practice, the guy assumed that everyone had heard about it. So he starts off football practice by explaining to everyone what happened and how it was something natural that could happen to everyone and blah blah blah blah blah.

Everyone called him Shooter for the rest of his high school career.

I know this other guy who admits to having prematurely ejaculated just from dancing with girls. He said that once he creamed himself just watching a Spice Girls video. We call him Boner.

Personally, I found this bizarre. You would think that someone with that much built up baby batter would be whacking it enough to avoid such mishaps. I don't claim to be a marathoner or anything, but the idea of finishing before starting is just bizarre to me.

LOL And they were both clothed at the time??

Yup.

hee hee hee

Okay, time for everyone to go whip us some fake accounts to answer this question!

I ejaculated from seeing mindfad's animation.

Lucky bastards.

I had that problem for some time. Never finished before I started. But, I could only go a few minutes. Getting older helped.

A few things that also helped:

-Have the girl on top
-I would wear multiple condoms
-Excessive use of meth and booze

*the moral of the story is make her do all the work, wear a rubber or two, and do white drugs and drink heavily.

Q: How do you make a woman come?



A: Who cares?

I just made it through high school without getting laid ;0

I was even voted best looking and still nothing

Cheer up webscreamer, it will be much waiting for the woman that you plan to marry! Trust me!

And there's even a rabbit in your sig. That's gotta be painfully ironic in some way.

I found the problem.

You live in Wisconsin.

But ... but they have teh cheese. Isn't that like currency amongst the hookers up there? Buy block of cheddar and get find yerself a woman. The power of cheese, man.

LOL.. you would think it would be easier to get laid here with all the beer

Wearing multiple condoms is a bad thing. They rub up against each other and are more vulnerable to rippage...

I think he was more worried about spillage than ripage

I heard about a condom that has some kinda lube that desensitizes your member so you can last longer... anybody know the name?

err... not that I need it or anything, just curious.

Never suffered with this.

Never had a wet dream either.

No, I don't suffer from 'erectile disfunction' or any other sexual/genital abnormality.

Why the hell am I telling you this?

If I'm sharing this stuff with you, I think my problem may be worse than premature ejaculation.

AAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhhh�

Oh, I just creamed, damn.

It's not how fast you climax, it's what you do after you climax that counts. A woman will forgive you a quickie if you stick around afterwards and put in a good day's work.

Geez you people are nasty.

I kinda forget MacNN doesn't have a red light district because it's target audience doesn't require it.

Anyway... gross. I didn't even KNOW that there was such a thing as letting it out 'too early'

Is it *REALLY* that tricky?

Heard about it on the news tonight. IIRC it's Durex Performa.

Unload one from the chamber before entering the arena! If you know you're gonna get some (or it's a good possibility), take some time earlier in the day and peel one off real quick. It helps.

And practice helps too. The more you get down, the better you are with the zen. Know your tools.

Happy Ejaculating!

Do I prematurely ejaculate? Define prematurely !

I was voted "most improved smell", and got a hand job from a fat chick with back acne. Tough luck, Wisconsin.

It's called a used condom.

BWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!! Now that's comedy!!

Taoism recommend at least 1000 pelvis knock before release.

talk about sore pelvises...

I don't recall ever having a wet dream either. And all is well below the belt, so *shrug*


Chris

What is this slammin Wisconsin?! There are a lot of us on here from WI.

U obviously havn't seen the Bachelor show... a Wisconsin chick was one of the finalist and was hot!(I didn't watch either... saw it on news ;o)

now if that doesn't make wi a worthy place to live, i don't know what does!

did you say "premature ejaculation" or "permantly ejaculating"

anyways i do both

You'd be better off sticking with your state's reputation for cheese if you want to bolster my support for Wisconsin.

I never prematurely ejaculate, but I also have no partner. And since there's no masturbation option on the poll I didn't vote.

MikeM

Wish I could post a pic of one of my favourite cartoons: a dejected looking guy sitting alone in a room with a door marked "Premature Ejaculators Anonymous Meeting" He's thinking "I guess I came too soon."

I'm premature when I do that to.

My hand is upset with me

No such thing as premature.....

When I ***, its right on time.

You really have a hyperproductive set of testicles!

Never had a wet dream... I went through all of junior high fearing the dreaded wet dream... yeah I dono I was a weird kid... but seriously never had one.

Someone hurry up and make a horror movie!

The return of the super choking chickens

or

choking chicken massacre

just wait until college..then all the chicks put out.

You'd be surprised.

To try and word it gently. When you are having sex, a woman takes a fair bit longer than a man to orgasm. It doesn't magically happen at the same time.

So after about 3 minutes of pumping, a man has the potential to orgasm. He loses his erection, and therefore can't really continue on with the act very well (not always the case, but usually).

...end sex lesson. You've kinda gotta learn on the job, you'll get the hang of it.



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Anyway, perhaps a better question is did you *** after about 1 minute when losing your virgnitity? Or did you somehow hold out?

I find it fairly difficult to ejaculate... and I can't during oral sex or when my lady's on top. She really likes that. I most definitely have to be in the dominant position to "go for the gold". Plus, there's no way that I can manage it if I'm wearing a condom. As it is, I don't see it as too much of a problem, I just have to work harder than most.

I would love it if guys that I'm with had trouble blowing like MacNStein, that means they can keep going until I'm done!

Mac Zealot: That's cute. Don't rush yourself, you'll find out in time.