It sure is a pos.

Dad never made omlettes and never walked around in his underwear. Crazy? I don't know, but I'm perfectly comfortable having had a dad that didn't wander around the house in his u…

God damn piece of f*cking sh*t!!!! F**CK!$(^$! So my computer keeps poping up that god damn Windows Update message in the corner. So I click. There's like 3 Windows updates. So…

Crazy. My parents never walked around with anything less than proper clothing.. Then again I'm 16 and my friends constantly laugh at me when they talk about sex stuff and I ask th…

Huh? what? EEew i didn't marry her!

"22-year-old diva" NOTE: "diva" is utterly, utterly derogatory unless used for a sufficiently mature person (at least thirty) who has impeccably mastered her art and is revered to…

So, I was making an omlette for myself today, and I was discussing it with my two friends...we're all in our early 20's...and I was talking about how on weekends when I was little,…

Quote: Originally posted by iNub: ...jamming two fingers up its ass to *REALLY* piss it off. I can almost hear him narrate!

Quote: Originally posted by Axo1ot1: Were? Last i checked she had a hit album out... But that changes with marriage Most of the guys that wanted to bone her will…

Quote: Originally posted by Stradlater: Her two main markets were: 1. Guys that thought she was hot. 2. Little impressionable preteen girls. Were? Last i checke…

Hey, I say he should be able to do it. If worse comes to worse, he can toss the baby as a distraction while grabbing the croc by the tail and jamming two fingers up its ass to *REA…

Quote: Originally posted by Superchic[k]en: Really cause after all a LOT of guys were buying Brittany's albums... wait... oh please tell me no guy bought her albums... …

Damn! I had my sights set on her. -Owl

Quote: Originally posted by Superchic[k]en: At least this one has a descriptive tittle... True ... I was just trying to be funny, not snide, iDriveX. It's late h…

At least this one has a descriptive tittle...

We Know (Link)

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Mus...g.ap/index.html

Why else would only the NASA probe successfully reach the red planet? The Japanese probe failed and Beagle 2 disappeared. I vaguely remember something about 4 probes heading there,…

Quote: Originally posted by Stradlater: Britney Spears is not that attractive; her body, after some work, is fine, sure; but the face is what counts, and she doesn't hav…

I actually went to people.com (linked from the link above). Second paragraph: Quote: But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop …

Britney Spears is not that attractive; her body, after some work, is fine, sure; but the face is what counts, and she doesn't have it. What's funny is that this will probably affe…

yeah, i'm sure there's plenty of kids who would get her drunk enough to agree to marry them... in 2 weeks there'll be an announcement that she's pregnant, too.

She had a bell hop walk her down the aisle... what the heck? Was she drunk? Sounds like she kinda kept people close to her out of it... hmmm

She married George Constanza?

Quote: Originally posted by ThinkInsane: She married George Constanza? that was the first thing i thought, too