Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean.

Quote: Originally posted by Link: Why not just put it behind a router or something and totally forget about security updates? Not running a server nor running it 24/7 it…

Why not just put it behind a router or something and totally forget about security updates? Not running a server nor running it 24/7 it shouldn't be a major prob.. might wanna use …

'Cause we lied, silly...just like we lied about landing on the moon

It sure is a pos.

God damn piece of f*cking sh*t!!!! F**CK!$(^$! So my computer keeps poping up that god damn Windows Update message in the corner. So I click. There's like 3 Windows updates. So…

Quote: Originally posted by iNub: ...jamming two fingers up its ass to *REALLY* piss it off. I can almost hear him narrate!

Quote: Originally posted by Axo1ot1: Were? Last i checked she had a hit album out... But that changes with marriage Most of the guys that wanted to bone her will…

Quote: Originally posted by Stradlater: Her two main markets were: 1. Guys that thought she was hot. 2. Little impressionable preteen girls. Were? Last i checke…

Hey, I say he should be able to do it. If worse comes to worse, he can toss the baby as a distraction while grabbing the croc by the tail and jamming two fingers up its ass to *REA…

Quote: Originally posted by Superchic[k]en: Really cause after all a LOT of guys were buying Brittany's albums... wait... oh please tell me no guy bought her albums... …

Why else would only the NASA probe successfully reach the red planet? The Japanese probe failed and Beagle 2 disappeared. I vaguely remember something about 4 probes heading there,…

Quote: Originally posted by Stradlater: Britney Spears is not that attractive; her body, after some work, is fine, sure; but the face is what counts, and she doesn't hav…

I actually went to people.com (linked from the link above). Second paragraph: Quote: But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop …

Britney Spears is not that attractive; her body, after some work, is fine, sure; but the face is what counts, and she doesn't have it. What's funny is that this will probably affe…

yeah, i'm sure there's plenty of kids who would get her drunk enough to agree to marry them... in 2 weeks there'll be an announcement that she's pregnant, too.

She had a bell hop walk her down the aisle... what the heck? Was she drunk? Sounds like she kinda kept people close to her out of it... hmmm

She married George Constanza?

Quote: Originally posted by ThinkInsane: She married George Constanza? that was the first thing i thought, too

i let her go home to see her friend for the weekend and look what happens! oh well, lesson learned.

Britney Spears weds childhood friend Quote: The 22-year-old diva married Jason Allen Alexander early Saturday at the Little White Wedding Chapel on the Strip, accord…

Where is winter indeed... 38�C / 100.4�F.

Quote: Originally posted by Mr. Blur: we got a little blast of winter here overnight...woke up to 2 or 3 inches of snow....always creates havoc aound here as people are …

we got a little blast of winter here overnight...woke up to 2 or 3 inches of snow....always creates havoc aound here as people are not used to it.

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